The Idiocy of the PF Polls and why they have lasting appeal to the Idiots.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

I don't think I came close to winning that poll. Assup had well over 50% of that vote. But Big Idiot started a poll, and didn't include himself, and STILL won! Now that is truly an Idiot of the Year victory.

...... and on top of that ..... BigTitsIdiot2016 ..... now desires to claim that all these polls, even the ones he "craftedly designed" to create HIS DESIRED RESULT, are a "joke" and "worthless" .... (and for the record those are my words) .... in which he "WON"!

...... that lameass "hedging" is worthy of a nomination for Idiot of 2017!!! Now!

BigTitIdiot2016's 20-20 xray hindsight vision ...

..... FAILED HIM AGAIN!!!!! What a LOSER!!

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

a LOSER!!

There, there ... LL The Cowardly Idiot ... you're not ... "a loser."

You were ... THE WINNER!

Despite the fact that an extraordinary number of votes (53) were cast ... only two (2) votes ... (separated the seven (7) extremely worthy candidates) ... from first ... to ... last place.

LL The Cowardly Idiot clung to a narrow lead throughout and eventually emerged victorious in the Special DOTY (Not DATY) poll!

What makes this victory even more 'HISTORIC' would be:

LLIdiot also tied (JDIdiot) for 2nd place ... with 8 (count 'em) votes!

NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF ECCIE PF POLLING HAS ANY CANDIDATE ... BOTH WON THE TITLE ... AND ALSO TIED ... FOR 2ND PLACE!

LL ran a spirited campaign throughout ... with only two 2 votes (count 'em) ... separating ... the seven 7 (extremely worthy) candidates.

It should be noted that LL's hand-picked "SUCKESSOR" JDIdiot tied LL The Cowardly Idiot for 2nd place.

Congrats to JDIdiot! (Maybe Next Year)

Listed among the final list of 7 (outstanding) candidates were a number of very qualified Idiots: TurdyIdiot, GayReyIdiot, COIdiot (and he did not even have to nominate himself) and last but certainly not least JLIdiot, errr DSKIdiot.

One thing that nearly propelled TurdyIdiot to victory was the following stunning feat:

...Turdy's Special BBBJ Giveaway ... 28 x MSOG! ...

Unfortunately, two relevant questions remain unanswered:

Q1: Knowing then ... what is known now ... would LL The Cowardly Idiot ... "still" support ... the ill fated ... and ill advised ... Spring of 2003 ... Invasion of Iraq?

Q2: Did TurdyIdiot ... "SPIT" ... or ... "SWALLOW" ... 28 x ... MSOG?

The final poll results follow:

LLIdiot ... 8 ... 80.00%
LLIdiot ... 9 ... 90.00%
JDIdiot ... 8 ... 80.00%
COIdiot ... 7 ... 70.00%
GayReyIdiot 7 .. 70.00%
TurdyIdiot 7... 70.00%
DSKIdiot 7... 70.00%

For more information regarding LL The Cowardly Idiots 'HISTORIC' victory, please click on the following link:

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1593494&page=1