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Originally Posted by Trey
I mean I know if you get peppers on your hands and touch your dick it ain't fun. I think if men could taste with their dicks we would relate to you ladies complaints about the taste of some condoms.
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i actually tried that, not once but like 20 times, to see if i was a pussy faggot wuss or a legit gangsta, with a ghost chili paste i concocted. no one normal would ever do it. it was so intense i had to stick a (clean) piece of wood in my mouth (biting down) and run the 60 degree bayou bank-from the river to the bike path-for 2 solid hours. i woulda head butted mike tyson if he looked at me crosseyed. it's the most primal rage you could ever imagine. the weird thing is afterwards this feeling of total tranquility descended on me. it was absolutely magical. i dunno, maybe endorphins or some shit.
i'll bet any amount of money that no guy on here could do it without giving up and running screaming to the shower-hilarious thing is no shower even works haha-and i'd do it anytime on demand on a dare for about 200 bucks.
never had any complaints about how my balls tasted. for hobbying and civvie dates, i prefer to be completely shaved. the process of shaving is also pretty sexy, especially when i get one of my utrs to do it. something about a hot chick with a blade on your family jewels produces quite the rivulet of dripping precum..