My ears were burning. What did I miss?
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Originally Posted by Marcus78
You may have saved me some money. My penis is very flaccid now, and probably will be for the foreseeable future, on account of me being scared she/he would jump out from under the bed during sex. So thanks for that...I guess! LOL
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Watch Out!
It's after your shillelagh
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Originally Posted by Likinikki
Haha...JJ's playing with his SOCK PUPPET from the other thread!
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We had a pretty intense affair, but she was all about the money and the fame. She thinks that she can do better without me. So she left me and hit the road.
She did some girl/girl nude modeling before we met.
By the way, anyone know where I can get a prosthetic hand? She took everything when she left.