If your last provider could review you, how would you do?

[gregaustin]

dammit

*edited*

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by KatrinaKovell

Good review doesn't equal a freebie. ..lol
In that case girls would do freebies for good reviews (we all know this doesn't happen wink wink)
LOVE THIS THREAD

Oh and I always liked the movie quote that said something like I was so good the girl gave me back the money!
Forgot which movie

It was 91/2 Taints.

[LongTimeMonger]

Originally Posted by hgritstoo

On time? Yes

Appearance? HWP late 50's male. Pretty damned ugly and hung like a hamster, but I trim the hedges and I was clean. (At least I sure hope so.) So I took care of the things I control.

Skills? What skills? Developing skills requires accurate feedback.

Cry afterwards? Nope. I'm an old ugly guy that just had sex with a pretty lady. I'm grinnin'.

Recommendation? She didn't say she never wanted to see my sorry ass ever again. She didn't puke or laugh out loud (at least in my presence.) That's always a good sign.

I always worry about being "acceptable." I tip for good service and to compensate for the poor lady having to spend time with me.

+100 on this, rofl!

[watchoutthegameisrigged]

She would say I'm a plus 60 gentleman that did not pick her at random, who actually did whatever research he could to discover signs of compatibility. She was not chosen randomly. She would say I was a gentleman as I set up the appointment, showed up on time, completely clean and fresh - or getting that way within minutes after my arrival. She would say my donation was shown early and discreetly and was correct. She would say that she felt 100% safe while I was with her and that I respected her as a lady and as a fellow human being and appreciated the services she was providing me. She would say she hoped I would come back to see her. And if I had any indication that she would not appreciate all that, I would never schedule a session with her. It's worked pretty damn well so far. And as far as the last session, we even had lunch together after a three hour session. (Don't go reading marathon porn star stuff into that, I said I was past 60).

[gregaustin]

Originally Posted by watchoutthegameisrigged

She would say I'm a plus 60 gentleman that did not pick her at random, who actually did whatever research he could to discover signs of compatibility. She was not chosen randomly. She would say I was a gentleman as I set up the appointment, showed up on time, completely clean and fresh - or getting that way within minutes after my arrival. She would say my donation was shown early and discreetly and was correct. She would say that she felt 100% safe while I was with her and that I respected her as a lady and as a fellow human being and appreciated the services she was providing me. She would say she hoped I would come back to see her. And if I had any indication that she would not appreciate all that, I would never schedule a session with her. It's worked pretty damn well so far. And as far as the last session, we even had lunch together after a three hour session. (Don't go reading marathon porn star stuff into that, I said I was past 60).

Best answer so far imho.

I'm guessing the providers would agree with me.

[Prolongus]

Actually the ladies do review us guys. Every time they want a reference, the other Provider recommends Yes or No. If they have time they might also tell her how "big" we are. You know...how much we weigh... ;-)

[James1588]

Originally Posted by watchoutthegameisrigged

She would say I'm a plus 60 gentleman that did not pick her at random, who actually did whatever research he could to discover signs of compatibility. She was not chosen randomly. She would say I was a gentleman as I set up the appointment, showed up on time, completely clean and fresh - or getting that way within minutes after my arrival. She would say my donation was shown early and discreetly and was correct. She would say that she felt 100% safe while I was with her and that I respected her as a lady and as a fellow human being and appreciated the services she was providing me. She would say she hoped I would come back to see her. And if I had any indication that she would not appreciate all that, I would never schedule a session with her. It's worked pretty damn well so far. And as far as the last session, we even had lunch together after a three hour session. (Don't go reading marathon porn star stuff into that, I said I was past 60).

Amazing coincidence! I'm fairly sure that the few I've met would say the same about me. In my case, they might add that the room lights are best kept low, so they don't have to squint against the glare from my bald head.

[joesmo888]

funny thread. that would be cool to actually see reviews on ourselves

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by joesmo888

funny thread. that would be cool to actually see reviews on ourselves

I agree, but it is unlikely to happen. Some guys have fallen too fragile egos.

[ben dover]

Yeah it would say... "whole appointment was over in 2.5 minutes then he fell asleep for the rest of the hour in the fetal position".......BD

[gregaustin]

Originally Posted by ben dover

Yeah it would say... "whole appointment was over in 2.5 minutes then he fell asleep for the rest of the hour in the fetal position".......BD

Bragger

[SA Angel]

I'll give you a peek behind my curtain. The below would be a typical reference from me. I'm just making up a widowed hobbyist.

"Yes, I've seen him several times. Great client. No hygiene, punctuality, respect, or safety issues. He's in his 60's, a little over 6 ft, average build and white. Really into making your time feel romantic and making you feel sexy. Complains about "too hard" sessions so be gentle. He'll spend a good amount of time in daty. He recently had knee surgery so certain positions won't work for him. Hope ya'll have a good time."

So yes we do review you. Not everyone is as though as me with references but I find that it's an invaluable tool. Especially if the guy tends to lurk so a girl doesn't know if she should be in a GFE or PSE outfit and mindset. Defaulting to GFE is usual safe but extra info makes the initial few minutes much smoother.

[Guest022718]

Originally Posted by SAangel27

I'll give you a peek behind my curtain. The below would be a typical reference from me. I'm just making up a widowed hobbyist.

"Yes, I've seen him several times. Great client. No hygiene, punctuality, respect, or safety issues. He's in his 60's, a little over 6 ft, average build and white. Really into making your time feel romantic and making you feel sexy. Complains about "too hard" sessions so be gentle. He'll spend a good amount of time in daty. He recently had knee surgery so certain positions won't work for him. Hope ya'll have a good time."

So yes we do review you. Not everyone is as though as me with references but I find that it's an invaluable tool. Especially if the guy tends to lurk so a girl doesn't know if she should be in a GFE or PSE outfit and mindset. Defaulting to GFE is usual safe but extra info makes the initial few minutes much smoother.

This was very informative and helpful!

Thank you!

Another question: P411. When you get on as a provider, do you just see oks? Or do you see "review" type info that the gals have entered along with the ok? If not, do you usually contact a guys P411 oks looking for info like you gave above? Or do you just rely on his profile?

[gregaustin]

Originally Posted by SAangel27

I'll give you a peek behind my curtain. The below would be a typical reference from me. I'm just making up a widowed hobbyist.

"Yes, I've seen him several times. Great client. No hygiene, punctuality, respect, or safety issues. He's in his 60's, a little over 6 ft, average build and white. Really into making your time feel romantic and making you feel sexy. Complains about "too hard" sessions so be gentle. He'll spend a good amount of time in daty. He recently had knee surgery so certain positions won't work for him. Hope ya'll have a good time."

So yes we do review you. Not everyone is as though as me with references but I find that it's an invaluable tool. Especially if the guy tends to lurk so a girl doesn't know if she should be in a GFE or PSE outfit and mindset. Defaulting to GFE is usual safe but extra info makes the initial few minutes much smoother.

That's very interesting, and thanks for the peek. I try to be very conscious of the provider as I'm grateful for the services they provide and hope to leave a positive impression. I appreciate any feedback, or 'peeks' you guys can provide. :-)

[cycleguy]

She would say: "damn, nice tongue Mister".