COWBOY AND IRS

[J@UofH]

Originally Posted by J@UofH

to the OP ... this is a conflict of interest

operation the rock operation fast and furious "the dodge team throwing thing at cjohnny54 vehicle, just to get that shit throwing back at them ....

[J@UofH]

SAMARITAN to ROB/STEAL ... not your money ... buying off the election to cover-up the giant bubble that created.

[J@UofH]

Originally Posted by SOULMANIKE

A modern day cowboy had spent many days crossing the Dakota prairies without water.
His horse had already died of thirst.

He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.

He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

'Well, cowboy,' says the genie, 'You know how this works... You have three wishes.'

'I'm not falling for this,' says the cowboy, 'I'm not going to trust an IRS genie.'

'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right.

'OK! I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.'

***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever seen, and he's surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'

'My second wish is that I was rich ....beyond my wildest dreams.'

***POOF***The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says, 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'

***POOF*** He's turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

If the U.S. government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.

it was all stage FOR a LOOK at ME .... pat in the back

[J@UofH]

Originally Posted by J@UofH

it was all stage FOR a LOOK at ME .... pat in the back

TRY to make yourself look good

[UoH]

[KCQuestor]

And that's why they make ignore lists

[UoH]

how do i put someone on it?


. yes, that not a woman cycle of the month either

[IAMA]

Originally Posted by SOULMANIKE

A modern day cowboy had spent many days crossing the Dakota prairies without water.
His horse had already died of thirst.

He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.

He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

'Well, cowboy,' says the genie, 'You know how this works... You have three wishes.'

'I'm not falling for this,' says the cowboy, 'I'm not going to trust an IRS genie.'

'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right.

'OK! I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.'

***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever seen, and he's surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'

'My second wish is that I was rich ....beyond my wildest dreams.'

***POOF***The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says, 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'

***POOF*** He's turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

If the U.S. government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.

It has been a CON JOB more than 16 years in the making and lots of great idea came from spying and bugging.


I think it is really easy to retrieve the money ... the builder of the building get the cash ... just get it back from them.

[n0laARIES87]

"...theres always going to be a string attached."
Ain't that the truth! Damn government. Now if you'll excuse me, these Dylan-esque folk songs don't write themselves.

[IAMA]

Originally Posted by n0laARIES87

"...theres always going to be a string attached."
Ain't that the truth! Damn government. Now if you'll excuse me, these Dylan-esque folk songs don't write themselves.

politic is a con job, do you know how much money is launder into TV ... radio ... books during Christmas for FIRE PLACE ... etc

[JILLnJACK]

Originally Posted by IAMA

politic is a con job, do you know how much money is launder into TV ... radio ... books during Christmas for FIRE PLACE ... etc

so true

[JILLnJACK]

The funniest quota was " MOM said to daughter - I called daddy on your phone and its not your daddy"

[IAMA]

Originally Posted by JILLnJACK

The funniest quota was " MOM said to daughter - I called daddy on your phone and its not your father"

Actual that was FISHPIE quot

[BIN]

second that

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[BIN]

read on the other site ... the defense department did not come-up with alot of those IDEAS ... that why int movie GODS of EGYPTS ... WAR GOD stealing his eyes and ideas( with all these advance technology you people still don't know how to make MONEY from it.) that why all these year you been spying for ideas from his family -
- NOW THE UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE IS EVEN TRYING TO ROB HIS MONEY - " what happen to this country - all that money launder into MEDIA(all those CABLE CHANNEL - empty building with TV and computer) " no wonder the engineer and scientist complaining about not making that money