Dumbama FAILS Math!

[Wolf73115]

Obama secret identity = Brewster The Rooster



Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets, along with ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.
Whitey kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Whitey's time, so Whitey got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
Whitey's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Whitey noticed old Brewster's bell hadn't rung at all! Whitey went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
But to Whitey's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak so that it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and stroll on to the next one.
Whitey was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county fair, and Brewster became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result... The judges not only awarded Brewster the No Bell Piece Prize, but they also gave him the Pulletsurprise, as well.
Clearly, Brewster is a Democrat. Who else could figure out how to win two of the most politically biased awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them?

[thisguy23]

Originally Posted by CJ7

so shut down the government then bitch about the economy .... oh yeah, better move your stock portfolio to cash if you have one

The right has said nothing about shutting down the govt., there is no need to start making things up. The house will send it to the Senate then they or Obama will be the ones to shut down the govt or not.

[CuteOldGuy]

Here's your ass, again, CBJ7. No need to thank me.



Now try to understand what you are talking about before you regurgitate what the Obamatron sends you. It really makes you sound stupid.

[CJ7]

Originally Posted by thisguy23

The right has said nothing about shutting down the govt., there is no need to start making things up. The house will send it to the Senate then they or Obama will be the ones to shut down the govt or not.

The House is playing political hot potato, and as hot potato goes, the last man with the potato is fucked ...... he house sends a bill to the senate, the senate rewrites the bill and hands it back to the house 30 minutes before midnight on the last day of the deadline ... house republicans are fucked.. because they are as dumb as you are

[CJ7]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Here's your ass, again, CBJ7. No need to thank me.



Now try to understand what you are talking about before you regurgitate what the Obamatron sends you. It really makes you sound stupid.

so Mr economics professor, in all your wisdom inform everyone how a government shutdown benefits the economy ... what effect does it have the global economy ??

[thisguy23]

Originally Posted by CJ7

The House is playing political hot potato, and as hot potato goes, the last man with the potato is fucked ...... he house sends a bill to the senate, the senate rewrites the bill and hands it back to the house 30 minutes before midnight on the last day of the deadline ... house republicans are fucked.. because they are as dumb as you are

Not when you take into consideration the unpopularity of Obama care. It wouldn't surprise me if Obama signed it if it made it to his desk. I have a feeling he would like to take the easy way out before this whole thing blows up in the Dem's face.

[CJ7]

riiiiiiiiiiiight

that'll happen






when people in hell get a glass of icewater

[CJ7]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

Here's your ass, again, CBJ7. No need to thank me.



Now try to understand what you are talking about before you regurgitate what the Obamatron sends you. It really makes you sound stupid.

well Mr economics are you a pussy or a worn out senile cricket chirpin' son of a bitch?

[CuteOldGuy]

Originally Posted by CJ7

well Mr economics are you a pussy or a worn out senile cricket chirpin' son of a bitch?

You got your ass handed to you by me. Nothing is going to change that. Now you are trying to change the subject in order to regain some kind of credibility, which you never really had.

Figure it out yourself, chump. And once you have figured it out for yourself, realize that the odds are that you are wrong, so the opposite result from your reasoning is likely correct.

Enjoy the project!

Chump.

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

You got your ass handed to you by me. Nothing is going to change that. Now you are trying to change the subject in order to regain some kind of credibility, which you never really had.

Figure it out yourself, chump. And once you have figured it out for yourself, realize that the odds are that you are wrong, so the opposite result from your reasoning is likely correct.

Enjoy the project!

Chump.

Chump ? look who is chirping.... There coming to take you away

[Laz]

If Obama would prioritize the spending to the government functions that are mandatory, a failure to pass the increase in the debt ceiling would be a pain but not a disaster. We all know based on his actions with the sequester that he will not act responsibly and will cause as much disruption as possible. In spite of that reality I want them to make a stand. If not now - when? There is always an excuse to avoid doing what is right.

As for Obama saying that an increase in the debt ceiling does not increase the debt he is an idiot. If the debt ceiling is not increased then Congress has to pass a budget that fits the limitations. The only reason they can keep squandering money is because they do not have a limit. This is not money already spent it is money that they have committed to spend. They can change the commitments.

[CJ7]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

You got your ass handed to you by me. Nothing is going to change that. Now you are trying to change the subject in order to regain some kind of credibility, which you never really had.

Figure it out yourself, chump. And once you have figured it out for yourself, realize that the odds are that you are wrong, so the opposite result from your reasoning is likely correct.

Enjoy the project!

Chump.

that's what I thought, you cant answer the question so you say you handed me my ass

a wise man once said ...YOU'RE AN IDIOT !!