The best cunt is in Dallas

[Jules Jaguar]

This is getting old -_-

[pyramider]

You have no idea.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

This is getting old -_-

Why would you judge the age of my first encounter?

I was a rookie and I did not have a SHMB to go to and ask newbie questions about how to hobby.......it was my first encounter out in the tall grass......that cunt was so wet I can still hear the squishing sound it made as my little pecker made penetration.

[Guest092216]

I think the OP is actually a better review than the dogs in hiding, tater salad and ceiling spunk review. But maybe I'm biased.

Oh btw, my granny says hi

[dearhunter]

I admit that if I did write an "old timers" review of that encounter it would answer every newbies question about what to not do when visiting their first whore. But, that in no way detracts from the sweet aroma that was that beautiful cunt calling dearhunter in.

Does she still wear the hair bun?

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Does she still wear the hair bun?

Is a frog's cunt water tight?

[dearhunter]

A frogs cunt is not water tight......but, that is a subject for a different thread.

Fat Dallas whores (and others) amuse me with their inability to stay on topic in a simple walk down memory lane concerning wet Dallas cunt.

I don't recall "granny" having a hot, moist, tight cunt........so, she is definitely not the topic.......maybe you were confused by the description of her titties.

Tell granny to turn the red light on and maybe I will swing by...........ijs

[Guest092216]

Granny is not feeling the luv. She says you're not the scared young scrawny whore monger she remembers. Poor granny.

And yes a frog's cunt is water tight. Otherwise they would sink. Duh.

[dearhunter]

I am pretty sure I remember granny still having her teeth (some of them).

Saying frogs don't sinck and that is proof that their cunt is water tight is like saying that my first Dallas whore had a water tight cunt. Because, you could throw her in the water and she wouldn't sinck.

Do you see the shit I have to come up with just to get you back on topic?

[Guest062114-5]

I haven't seen this much foreplay on the Dallas Board since WulfPrincesses and MacBeth...

Thank you for the walk down memory lane, dear dearhunter.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Granny is not feeling the luv. She says you're not the scared young scrawny whore monger she remembers. Poor granny.

If you know dearhunter's granny of the first p4p cunt he had
is dearhunter your grandpa???

[Guest092216]

Me thinks a dna test is in order.

[dearhunter]

Based on the photo someone put up of me in another thread I can see how their might be a mistaken resemblance





ijs

[Guest092216]

You been sittin on that one a while huh?

Nice to know i've been able to grab your attention, papi.

[phildo]

[QUOTE=dearhunter;1054856199]I am pretty sure I remember granny still having her teeth (some of them).QUOTE]

The (few) teeth were handy because she could open a beer for you without getting up while you were down on her, beer being mandatory when you came up for air. Being scrawny that way you could also turn her upside down and use her for a carpet rake, always a plus.