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Originally Posted by DallasRain
"I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC" |
TFF DallasRain!
So the somewhat backwoods and genarally inexperienced momma's boy finally gets married. He and the bride head to the big city of Dallas for the honeymoon and rent a suite at the Ritz Carlton.
At some point, the front desk is called to send the handyman to the suite to fix a problem.
The handyman is quite perplexed as to what he finds. He repairs the problem, but cannot contain himself and finally asks the momma's boy, "Exactly HOW did this bowling ball get wedged into the commode?"
The momma's boy replies, "Well, I ain't got any experience with women, so I asked my momma what I should do on my honeymoon night."
"Yes?" replied the handyman....
"Well, she told me to take the hardest thing I got and put it where she goes to the bathroom...."
