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Old 07-19-2011, 09:22 PM   #16
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name!
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You must be from Ireland cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
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did you hear about the queer Indian tribe braves who kept bringing scalps home with handles on them??
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