Corporate Appreciation Letters

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by discreetgent

I like being easy; go ahead Ansley do your worse, I dare you

There's that word again. Nope, I won't do it.

[discreetgent]

Originally Posted by Ansley

There's that word again. Nope, I won't do it.

Maybe it isn't that easy then And I didn't take the word back lol
Remember I said I was tired of the Christmas good will to all men thing, I absolve you ahead of time lol

[guest010613]

Originally Posted by Ansley

That isn't true. The flying squirrel attacked his ears.

I want the promotional rights to the Inter-Weightclass World Championship Dog-Park Challenge Match between Edward and the Squirrel. It will be the biggest gate since Ali-Frazier. Then I'm gonna be able to meet Lauren when she comes to Dallas, visit Ansley AND Becky, and London in Memphis, and.....! Whoo-hoo!

Of course it's all a barking match, ya know. Tiny-but-Mighty vs. The King of the Park!

[Guest083011]

Originally Posted by Becky

I had to crop all his online images , so the moms at the dog park could not recognize him.

That's no park!! That's at the beach! Does that mean Edward goes both ways?!

[FLWrite]

Originally Posted by discreetgent

The only appreciation letter that I want to see is

"Thanks hun for the awesome sex; next time I'll pay you."

My board has authorized me to make you aware that you'll not be receiving any such letter from our corporation. We regret any disappointment this may cause.

[Katy Alexander]

Originally Posted by SR Only

That's no park!! That's at the beach! Does that mean Edward goes both ways?!

No silly, that is one of Edwards online gallery photos taken by ummmm ???? Santillo????.He had to have all of his professional photos cropped and blurred so that my dog park outing incident would not affect his career as a paw model.

Here is a pic of him modelling his beautiful paws.

[Guest083011]

Originally Posted by Becky

No silly, that is one of Edwards online gallery photos taken by ummmm ???? Santillo????.He had to have all of his professional photos cropped and blurred so that my dog park outing incident would not affect his career as a paw model.

Here is a pic of him modelling his beautiful paws.

Amazing what you can do with photoshop. Maybe it is a Scott Church or Meeshe.

BTW, that looks like a VERY happy puppy. Betcha his owner is a nice person too!

[discreetgent]

Originally Posted by SR Only

BTW, that looks like a VERY happy puppy. Betcha his owner is a nice person too!

SR Only: Sorry to disappoint you but I don't think you get discounts for sucking up

[atlcomedy]

Originally Posted by Becky

No silly, that is one of Edwards online gallery photos taken by ummmm ???? Santillo????.He had to have all of his professional photos cropped and blurred so that my dog park outing incident would not affect his career as a paw model.

Here is a pic of him modelling his beautiful paws.

I thought there was a rule against cock shots here

[Katy Alexander]

Originally Posted by atlcomedy

I thought there was a rule against cock shots here

OK it being the Holidays and all . I cleaned the pic up for you a bit.

[FLWrite]

OK, I don't care who you are that's funny right there!

ATL is right, though. First a dog, then a horse, and before you know it someone will make the connection and be demanding to see frontal nudes of WTF!

(Hey, WTF, that was for you, buddy!)

[Sisyphus]

Originally Posted by Becky

He had to have all of his professional photos cropped and blurred so that my dog park outing incident would not affect his career as a paw model.

Here is a pic of him modelling his beautiful paws.

How did Proctor & Gamble sleep on this one? Ed & Madge in a revival of the Palmolive campaign...marketing gold!!!

Madge: Ed, did you know you were soaking in it...

Ed: Hhhhhhooooowwwwwwlllllllll!

[Guest050715-1]

Originally Posted by FLWrite

My board has authorized me to make you aware that you'll not be receiving any such letter from our corporation. We regret any disappointment this may cause.

OMG, that’s funny! I don’t like appreciation letters, but I do love Christmas cards. I like the ones that are signed personally with red or green ink, but even if they aren’t signed, I still love them. They are so lovely. I put them on my tree so I can enjoy them through the whole season.

What I do so much dislike is the info-form letter I get from relatives I hardly know. Really? We don’t know each other well enough, or we don’t like each other well enough to visit or pick up the phone and chat so why do I want to hear about your trials and tribulations through out the year. We don’t send birthday or announcement card for xyz occasion to each other so why would I want to get a copy-paper quality, typed letter……………Whatever, I know some people like them – Rant over.

[Guest083011]

Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

What I do so much dislike is the info-form letter I get from relatives I hardly know.

My sister and brother-in-law send a double sided, 10 point font, single line info-letter. I kid you not. It is such drivel. And a lot of it is not positive. If they'd look at it closely it comes across as "woe is me." I've always wanted to take a red pen and send it back (cut this, shorten this, lose that), but my wife says decorum should overrule and to not do it.

[Guest050715-1]

Originally Posted by SR Only

My sister and brother-in-law send a double sided, 10 point font, single line info-letter. I kid you not. It is such drivel. And a lot of it is not positive. If they'd look at it closely it comes across as "woe is me." I've always wanted to take a red pen and send it back (cut this, shorten this, lose that), but my wife says decorum should overrule and to not do it.

I’m gonna say go with your wife on this one.

Woe is me. I know, right? Leme tell you this………….my aunt actually sent last year’s one out saying Ron had to put the King Air up for sale because of the bad economy. Por fucking favor. I wonder if he sold it. I haven’t gotten mine info-letter yet this year. Maybe they didn’t the plane and can’t afford stamps. lol That's mean - sorry.