Encounter: Tired of the fake reports

[DFKDATY]

[Vanceing]

Originally Posted by DFKDATY

[trandr]

if the title goes something like, 'Superstar kpop model graced my junk with the mouth of an angel and the horn of heaven played while my jizz exploded like the lava of hell into the gates of heaven' then ignore the fucking review, those guys like to write big long dumb titles



then also if you see a review where alot of bumps come from guys that say, 'right on dude', 'awesome review', 'great time as always', then those are the usual bumps from their alt handles used to bump their shit fake reviews

[Jayhawk328]

You're exactly right. You will see the same 4 or 5 guys (David Hasselhoff, Professor Xavier, Ronald Mcdonald, TexasWalkerRanger) bumping the Sun threads every single day with posts that provide absolutely zero value to anyone.

Originally Posted by trandr

if the title goes something like, 'Superstar kpop model graced my junk with the mouth of an angel and the horn of heaven played while my jizz exploded like the lava of hell into the gates of heaven' then ignore the fucking review, those guys like to write big long dumb titles



then also if you see a review where alot of bumps come from guys that say, 'right on dude', 'awesome review', 'great time as always', then those are the usual bumps from their alt handles used to bump their shit fake reviews

[jaddarami]

So, in this world where news anchors feed us a regular diet of fake news, you are hoping for better from horndogs who write reviews in hopes of helping their fave girls make money, sometimes (sadly and pathetically) in exchange for discounted or free services? Bless your heart!


Just kidding. Many years into this, can't tell you how many reviews and blurred photos have left me disappointed. That's why I now find it more fun to explore on my own. When visiting a new girl, I don't pay the house fee until I meet her, and if I don't like what I walk into, I leave.


OTOH, I absolutely loved Kiss and never would have met her were it not for a review by someone who was often accused of "pimping". Over the years, I can think of at least a dozen indy, amp and subamp girls I found through reviews that I had lots of great times with, and with a couple of them, even some off-the-clock meals and sex.



Due diligence and spidey senses, and at the end of the day, if you didn't get robbed, assaulted or arrested, and if you busted a nut, how bad could it have been?

[RalphTerry]

The fake reports (or maybe just blind reviewers) straddle all of the threads not just the AMP or Studio ones. My main concern is always looks and I am often shocked by the actual product. The 110 pound spinner with a cute face is often a 150 pounder with a tired look. I am not sure what the best strategy is but depending on a review board is risky.

[Let's Go!]

I have seen Sansa and Emma both. Had a good time with both of them.

[GeminiGuy]

Originally Posted by RalphTerry

The fake reports (or maybe just blind reviewers) straddle all of the threads not just the AMP or Studio ones. My main concern is always looks and I am often shocked by the actual product. The 110 pound spinner with a cute face is often a 150 pounder with a tired look. I am not sure what the best strategy is but depending on a review board is risky.

[Jayhawk328]

Originally Posted by GeminiGuy

[John Dutton]

[ehhobbiest22]

My own review history is mostly positive, but I'm not too tough on the ladies. Only a few ways to get a "No" from me. One is to catfish - and I don't consider an airbrushed photo from 10 years ago a sin in this biz', so it's gotta be blatant. The second is excessive haggling and being over-priced. The third is to treat me like I'm a leper, and doing the bare minimum of contact throughout the process. Though with CoVid - I'm even more relaxed about that. Lastly, I value IoP over looks, I'd rather have an average lass act like I'm her last fuck before prison than have a gorgeous woman ride me like a mechanical fleshlight. Others want the best approximation of a Kpop Idol, even if she's limited on her service offering - different strokes and all that.

[DFKDATY]

Originally Posted by Vanceing

[ishling]

if it's the same Emma from the pre-Covid era, then she is actually quite thin. No exaggeration. I wouldn't say that she is too skinny, but I actually prefer this body type. Most of the girls are plumper despite what some reviews say. They run from average to slightly overweight usually.



Sorry, I can't remember how her ass was. But, it definitely wasn't plump.


Emma does look a bit older (which can be fine for me – just depends). I'd guess that she is 45–50 years old? (But, memories from months ago can be inaccurate....)



Fake reviews are life now. I mean just look at Amazon these days. Maybe there would have to be an independent reviewer panel like what the New York Times is doing with The Wirecutter, haha.

[sd1302]

I’m not speaking to any woman in particular, but you guys also have to realize that everyone’s taste is different. A perfect 10 to one dude could be a 1 to others. I’ve been in the disappointed bucket too, I just chalked it up to me having a different expectation than that reviewer.

[Junny Blanco]

Originally Posted by sd1302

I’m not speaking to any woman in particular, but you guys also have to realize that everyone’s taste is different. A perfect 10 to one dude could be a 1 to others. I’ve been in the disappointed bucket too, I just chalked it up to me having a different expectation than that reviewer.

Sd1302 I agree with the statement you said earlier. I really enjoyed Emma and thought she looked great for her age, the fact that she's remained so thin and in shape over the years is because she's taken care of that body.