Funniest/Most Awkward Hobby Moment? (Again)

[Pistolero]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

Had another guy who failed to tell me he'd had a vasectomy. So he starts thrashing and moaning and acting like it is happening, yet all the while not a drop was coming out. So, I just kept going, not wanting to stop in case he was close or something. Then he relaxes and goes limp, just like you do post cum...I stand there for a second and finally whispered, "Did it happen?" He finally told me about his snip snip at that point (would have been nice to know ahead of time!) Lols, so funny....

A vasectomy has nothing to do with cumming. I come as much after as before. Ever hear about shooting blanks?


And I do not remember ever telling a provider I had a vasectomy. Has nothing to do with the visit.

[boardman]

Lunch with a certain group of fucktards...

[TheDr]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

A vasectomy has nothing to do with cumming. I come as much after as before. Ever hear about shooting blanks?


And I do not remember ever telling a provider I had a vasectomy. Has nothing to do with the visit.

Glad you said that. I was wondering what the hell she was talking about with her post. Lol

[AlexisMoore]

Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

I've been doing this for a long time and have a ton of oddball/funny moments that just had me shaking my head.

The most recent happened just the other day, I was with this UTR girl and she tells me she is multi-orgasmic to the extreme, I'm thinking hell yeah that's hot! Then she says "oh also, I often come so hard I pass out, don't worry though I'm fine just keep going I'll wake up after a bit!"...um, ok that's weird lol but also interesting let's roll with it.

Then she tells me that when she's about to pass out she has a habit of scratching involuntarily and thrashing around but she'll try to control her claws so as not to scratch me, but just in case grab her hands and pin her down, oh and watch out because when she comes to she's been known to jerk awake involuntarily and headbutt you so stay clear ....ok this is getting weirder by the minute but I like weird. What's life for if not to experience an assortment of interesting and diverse things? plus she's fucking hot and sexy.

So after the pre-session safety meeting of sorts we get down to business and damn this girl wasn't kidding she cums at the drop of a hat! I'm on top of her in missionary for all of 30 seconds and she starts making these squeals and her eyes roll back in her head as she tries to death grip my arms with her claws! I grab her hands and pin them down to the bed but this chick is strong I have to put some force into it! Right as she comes she starts bucking like a wild mustang thrashing all around, she damned near threw me off and would have broken my dick in the process but I rode it out until sure enough she straight up passed out!

I pulled out and just burst out laughing like "wtf did that just happen?" I'm still laughing when she comes to about 30 seconds later and fortunately my head was nowhere near hers because she wasn't kidding she jerked awake like she'd been shocked and I would have been headbutted for sure! She's telling me "you didn't have to stop"! Lol ok!

Throughout the session she repeated this process at least 8-10 times I shit you not! Every single time I couldn't help but laugh hysterically! One of the strangest, most hilarious, and somehow oddly primal and erotic things ever. I loved it!

It's a weird, weird world isn't it?

This is funniest thing I've ever read. I want to do doubles with this girl asap. I don't know why, but she would make for the craziest double partner....

[GlobeSpotter]

The vasectomy procedure generally reduces cum volume by 10 to 20%

They told me 10 in the consult. The going home papers said 20. Two weeks later ..... for me it was more like 50.

The difference is at least the sperm volume and i think at least one liquid released upstream of the cut. I think it is the liquid that activates the sperm to be swimmers .... they don't swim around in the testicles.

Technically, they don't really swim. But that's a lecture for another course.

If this guy she speaks of had no cum, something else was going on there. Edit: like a 3 digit age or she wasn't his first of the day.

[Camille Fox]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

The vasectomy procedure generally reduces cum volume by 10 to 20%

They told me 10 in the consult. The going home papers said 20. Two weeks later ..... for me it was more like 50.

The difference is at least the sperm volume and i think at least one liquid released upstream of the cut. I think it is the liquid that activates the sperm to be swimmers .... they don't swim around in the testicles.

Technically, they don't really swim. But that's a lecture for another course.

If this guy she speaks of had no cum, something else was going on there. Edit: like a 3 digit age or she wasn't his first of the day.

Just ask the Hobby Doc...


http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1229176

[Victoria of Houston]

In regards to vasectomy....Nowadays the procedure only prevents actual sperm from coming out, but apparently in years past this what not so, or as far as I have come to understand?

I was told that older versions of the procedure would prevent any liquid at all from coming out, or maybe only very little.

But I found out recently from a civvy friend of mine, that in current times, this isn't so and liquid still comes out, just with no spermies in it.

I dunno, I am neither a doctor nor a man, so perhaps I was completely misinformed. And maybe the gent that told me that was lying as well and has some other sort of issues that he was too embarrassed to say.

What it has to do with the session, in my case, is that I wait 'til I see it happening, to know that I have completed my job(remember, fbsm only here), so I just wasn't sure exactly what was happening in that case, lol.

[Pistolero]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

I , but apparently in years past this what not so, or as far as I have come to understand?

I was told that older versions of the procedure would prevent any liquid at all from coming out, or maybe only very little.

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Don't know how long ago you mean, but mine was over 30 years ago. When it comes out, it comes out.

I have laid with head on the pillow for a finishing HJ and hit the wall at head of bed. Plenty of volume.

[Victoria of Houston]

This is good to know. I learned something new today, lol.

Guy musta had some other issues then, hence not telling me to begin with. Well, he said he was happy and satisfied, so I guess that is all that matters, lol.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

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I have laid with head on the pillow for a finishing HJ and hit the wall at head of bed. Plenty of volume.

well i still have "plenty" of volume but still only half of what it was before.

I can still shoot ... maybe even better .... with the same strength and technique now shooting 220 swift bullets instead of 300 mag, i can easily shoot them over her head pulling out from doggy. With the right lady, I can put them in the end zone off a king size bed. Z87 glasses suggested for the ladies getting the topical application of the Holy Semen.

VoH: On the procedure, vasectomy is always cutting the two vas tubes. If something else was done, it wasn't a vasectomy. Really the only variations (iiuc) is the method of cutting the scrotum and the method of crimping the tubes.

The old method of cutting the scrotum was with a scalpel and sewing it up leaving a scar. The modern version, stolen from the Chinese, has a hole bored with an awl. No skin is cut. It is basically separated at the fibers .... and then heals in three weeks without stitches usually leaving no scar.

Your dry-firing friend may have had something done to his prostate.

Final note, IIRC....there are 6 to 8 glands making the ingredients of semen. The prostate being the main one.

[Victoria of Houston]

I knew about the vas deferens in modern procedures, bc my cousin's husband had his a couple of years ago and was telling me all about it. According to him, he still produces the same amount of liquid as before.

The other stuff, I had no idea about, so thank you for enlightening me. Lols, funny how a convo about awkward/funny moments in the hobby, still somehow always turns to cock talk at some point, lols.

[Sjc21108]

Most drugs prescribed for prostate issues have a side affect called retrograde ejaculation. Basically your cum goes into your bladder instead of out its intended path. So you don't get up to piss much at night but facials are pretty unspectacular I would guess.

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

A vasectomy has nothing to do with cumming. I come as much after as before.

^^^^ This has been my experience as well.....had the non-incision procedure performed 6-7 years ago and if anything, the volume increased after having it performed.

[Rborgia6]

@ VictoriaoH- "GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!"......LOFL!!!!

[Rborgia6]

What V said and can I add a "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"