I watched "Skyfall" last night

[JD Barleycorn]

Now you're bring my sister into this? You are truly a lowlife WTF. Funny thing is that she would probably kick your ass while wearing her hospital greens. You'd look like such a fool.

[theaustinescorts]

Originally Posted by Boltfan

Seems like it was everything a Bond movie typically plays out to be. I won't post a spoiler but you obviously didn't follow the movie very well if you think that was the point of his actions.

So if you hate them so much why go in the first place.

I enjoyed, it was entertaining, especially in IMAX.

Casino Royale was very entertaining, and Craig's brutish masculinity and physicality is exactly the character Fleming describes in his books.

Quantum of Solace was a step down, but still okay, and Craig was again in good form.

But this thing was so bad, with only the flimsiest plot and logic, and Craig looking like he needed to be in rehab......

And any sexy girls? As far as I could tell there was just that obnoxius black girl who was throwing herself at him pathetically while shaving him. That was painful to watch because she was SO unattractive. I felt sorry for him.

I just walked out.

[i'va biggen]

The flimsy film grossed very well there were a lot of folks that went...

[JD Barleycorn]

Naomi Harris unattractive????

oops, wrong one...

[Guest050715-1]

Originally Posted by theaustinescorts

btw Craig's voice is horrible in this movie and sounds like he's sick. Physically he looks 60 years old. There's a problem with the "habits" of this actor.

Originally Posted by theaustinescorts

Well if they're going to spend one billion dollars bribing every magazine editor on the planet to promote their film it should at least be not just a peice of crap.

Daniel Craig is the only actor who is actually like the Bond Fleming really wrote about, not the panzy-ass Roger Moore or P. Brosnan.

But Craig's got some serious issues man and need some rehab or something.

Well it's now a proven fact you're not gay LOL. Daniel Craig is exquisitely beautiful.

[theaustinescorts]

The reason why the film grossed so much on the first weekend is because the studio spent a billion dollars bribing every national magazine editor to put Craig on their covers.

The photos on these covers are airbrushed, and don't show him the way he looks in the film.

In the film is voice is that of a sick man, and his appearance shows he's spent the last few years in dire need of re-hab.

In the weeks before shooting he hit the gym and got his muscles back to par, but his face still looks like someone heavily involved in intoxication for years, and his voice is gone.

The plot of the film, and that stupid black girl in it, are just horrible. If you notice while she's shaving him and coming onto him he ignores her. Once agin her stills are airbrushed, but her real appearance in the film is terrible.

[JD Barleycorn]

What do you have against black girls Asstin?

[theaustinescorts]

The same thing all hobbiests in reality have.

Every agency owner I know tells me that whenever they try to work with them no client will call to request them. They are no client's idea of a fantasy experience.

Recently I tried working with one from out of state because she graduated from college and seemed to have a really nice and professional personality and ethic. Her first two appointments with clients resulted in them giving glowing reviews, but then suddenly that changed. Suddenly I had angry calls from her subsequent clients saying she was a monster, a thief, a crook.

What happened next is that she got drunk and destroyed one of my most expensive furniture items in my best incall, then she took my car out on Saturday night and wrecked it, fleeing from the scene of the accident.

She blew town and when the victim's insurance callled her she claimed she'd never been to Texas in her life and was "flabergasted" that anyone would accuse her of being involved in any accident there. Subsequently found out she had no college background, wasn't even who she said she was, etc.....

I'll never give any black provider a chance again,no matter how nice they "appear" to be.

DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?

oh and another thing....

I get calls daily from black girls asking to work with me and they always say they are not black but "mixed" with only part black and some other race, but when I see them it turns out they are not mixed at all. Everyone of these girls who call me everyday are just liars.

They are the ones who are well aware of their unmarketabiity....not me.

I have plenty of black male friends, and am far from a racist, but when it comes to black women in the hobby my experience has taught me the brutal facts! If I can meet just one black provider who's not this way then I won't have this rigid opinon,but I have no choice than to follow my experiences.

And when I go into the stip clubs every black dancer is AGGRESSIVE, AGGRESSIVE and help themelves to sitting on me uninvited and get angry when I try politely to get them off. I know I'm not the only one they treat this way, and it happens all the time with each and every one of them.

[bojulay]

I tuned out on Bond after the Connery films, and please,
talking about reality in a Bond film. If reality came
into play, Bond would have been killed about 15 minutes
into the first Bond film ever made.

[theaustinescorts]

Originally Posted by bojulay

I tuned out on Bond after the Connery films, and please,
talking about reality in a Bond film. If reality came
into play, Bond would have been killed about 15 minutes
into the first Bond film ever made.

Of course it's fiction, and even fantasy, but the best fiction is that which can suspend disbelief by offering some semblance of plausibility.

That's what separates bad fiction from the good.

[Guest050715-1]

I was going to say let's agree to disagree but after your hatin' diatribe about all, I say ALL, black women based on one experience, real or imagined, I'm going to say you're probably jealous you don't look like Danial Craig and you don't have Moneypenny lovin' on you. You don't like black people; just say so. You don't have to invent this ruse about Craig being an alchie and the movie is sub-par because it pissed you off he did a black chick and you walked out.

[theaustinescorts]

Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

I was going to say let's agree to disagree but after your hatin' diatribe about all, I say ALL, black women based on one experience, real or imagined, I'm going to say you're probably jealous you don't look like Danial Craig and you don't have Moneypenny lovin' on you. You don't like black people; just say so. You don't have to invent this ruse about Craig being an alchie and the movie is sub-par because it pissed you off he did a black chick and you walked out.

"One experience, real or imagined?"

If you want to believe I'm a racist even though I'm not you are going to have to do better than that.

I've had several black girlfriends, outside of the hobby.

But within the hobby I have had the DAILY experience of black girls calling me for work claiming not to be black when they are in fact totally black. I think the reason might be, 1.they are dishonest, and 2.every agency owner I know has told me that when they've hired a black provider they couldn't book her.

I've also had countless experiences in strip clubs of aggressive black strippers sitting on me uninvited and not wanting to leave, and getting angry when I politely asked them to find someone else. That's a constant problem every strip club client can attest too.

So I did give that one gorgeous black girl from Indiana a chance because not only was she gorgeous [I do think some black girls are totally gorgeous] but she seemed to have an awesome personality and to be very kind and sweet. But the whole thing was an act, and she turned out to be some kind of monster - the worst experience I've ever had in this business working with anyone.

I don't think any of that is consistent with your stupid accusation of racism.

Accusations of hate and racism are ALWAYS without any foundation AT ALL in every situation in which I've seen it tried.

Now as for your claim that I wish to be or look like Craig.....what the fuck is that about? He sounds and looks terrible in that movie and when he was being shaved by that annoying, unattractive black girl he was totally ignoring her and appeared irritated by her shameless advances. What the fuck does that have to do with me?????

And another thing....

When Craig was cast as Bond years ago the producers almost didn't cast him because their tests showed that over 50% of the women they tested said they couldn't stand the way he looked LOL.

Craig isn't many womens' idea of a handsome man. If you like him fine, but it's a personal taste.

[essence]

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

Naomi Harris unattractive????

oops, wrong one...

Thanks JDB, made my evening.

Just when you thought TAE could not get any more idiotic, he descends to yet another level.

So what's he going to say tomorrow?

[essence]

Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

I was going to say let's agree to disagree but after your hatin' diatribe about all, I say ALL, black women based on one experience, real or imagined, I'm going to say you're probably jealous you don't look like Danial Craig and you don't have Moneypenny lovin' on you. You don't like black people; just say so. You don't have to invent this ruse about Craig being an alchie and the movie is sub-par because it pissed you off he did a black chick and you walked out.

+1, But it's funnier than that:

- one of the all time great intelligent sexy gorgeous bootilicious sensual kind hearted black girls in the hobby moved to Austin (KLK - I miss her so baaad). Black girls are far too wise and sassy to put up with TAE BS.

- his marketing strategy is that Craig is gross and looks like a 60 yr old, so just imagine all his girls gagging when their 70 yr old hobby clients come to visit. Nice one TAE.

[theaustinescorts]

Originally Posted by essence

Thanks JDB, made my evening.

Just when you thought TAE could not get any more idiotic, he descends to yet another level.

So what's he going to say tomorrow?

What I'm going to say is that in the scene I saw she was shaving him with a razor and throwing herself at him sexually while he was looking completely uninterested in her advances.

She begins in the film as an idiot who shoots him with a rifle by accident, and her character doesn't advance any further than that. She's made up to look totally unattractive in the film.

Her role in the film was not that of his "bond girl," and if you'd seen the film you'd know that.