BREAKING NEWS: Musk buys Twitter

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by VitaMan

Put a bag over your head when you post.

TechPapi left you his on the way out the door





bahahahhahhaaaaaa

[VitaMan]

Wherever you find Bamb, you will find Wacko.

Investigators found that bag under Bamb's computer.


Maybe they share it.

[eccieuser9500]

Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn

Today, the CEO of Twitter will host a massive meeting of employees and staffers at the Twitter headquarters in San Fransisco. Birthing persons have reportedly brought in their viable children for the occasion. A party-like atmosphere has ensued. Large Tupperware trash cans full of grape Kool-Aid are reportedly on the scene for all the guests. There will be a ceremonial drinking of the Kool-Aid at 4 PM PST. The top officers and CEO will be meeting on the roof of the building. It is said that the CEO wants to watch the sun as the deal is concluded.

Other reports have some of the more active employees removing the letter "U" from all keyboards reminiscent of the 2001 resistance at the White House from the outgoing Clinton administration.

An anonymous source has claimed that this day is going to be bigger than Jonestown. After all Jim Jones started his church in San Fransisco. We are currently trying to identify this Reverend Jones for comment but have been unsuccessful thus far.

Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn

We interviewed one employee moments before his body struck the pavement in the street in front of Twitter, "this will show em".

If this was all original, which I doubt, I would give you mad props. But since I believe it not, I'll stop short. The creativity and writing doesn't match up with your past posts.

Sir!










Take caution in plagiarism.

Assign credit where due.

[Precious_b]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

Trump insists he has no plans to rejoin Twitter even if Elon Musk reinstates his account

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-elo...201822842.html


interesting. we shall see.

That's how you make a boss move.
Putting your $$$ where your tweet is

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

If this was all original, which I doubt, I would give you mad props. But since I believe it not, I'll stop short. The creativity and writing doesn't match up with your past posts.

Sir!

Take caution in plagiarism.

Assign credit where due.

you enjoy being the english teacher....

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

you enjoy being the english teacher....

You enjoy being the male anatomy teacher.

[the_real_Barleycorn]

Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

If this was all original, which I doubt, I would give you mad props. But since I believe it not, I'll stop short. The creativity and writing doesn't match up with your past posts.

Sir!












Take caution in plagiarism.

Assign credit where due.

Actually, you're complimenting me for my ORIGINAL work. Thank you. You're also saying that I plagiarize and for that, you can kiss my ass. I'm not one of your emotionally unbalanced, mentally challenged, lefty friends. (that's original too)

[The_Waco_Kid]

the might of white is always right






bahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

The inter-webs were temporarily unavailable for a few moments yesterday. The problematic moment of clarity has been isolated to the following tweet

SFK @stephenkruiser
Every single part of the leftist meltdown over Musk and Twitter is projection. They're terrified that we might now treat them like they treat us. We won't, because we're not ideological sociopaths like they are.
6:01 PM · Apr 26, 2022

Insanity may resume apace now.

[HedonistForever]

This is so amusing watching the Left "meltdown" over this. I was thinking about starting a thread where we could each put up the funniest line showing the hypocrisy of the left. This would be mine and while I might not get the exact words right, you'll get the point. This from multiple MSNBC hosts and guests.


Elon Musk, owning Twitter means he'll be able to shut down the opinions of the party he doesn't like and even ban a political opponent he doesn't like!!!!


As if that never happened under the old Twitter crowd.


These people are shameless in their hypocrisy, acting like nobody has been paying attention to the party and people Twitter has banned prviouly.


SMH funny.


Oh, and somebody tweeted that they wouldn't let Elon Musk near their daughter!!!! Excuse me! Now he is a rapist along with homophobic, misogynist, racist, White Supremacist? Good fucking grief.

[the_real_Barleycorn]

I like the Potato (CNN) line about would you go to a party where EVERYTHING was open and available. I can see what the Potato did when he was young.

[Precious_b]

Is that party like a Social that some people put together here?
Open buffet of Providers.

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

[Why_Yes_I_Do]

[Why_Yes_I_Do]