Cover Stories

[Fizley]

I don't have a wife or SO, but do have a curious 12 YO who always goes threw my phone.

My go to excuse is Home Depot. I have been known to spend hours in the store and my daughter hates the idea of a quick stop on the way back from somewhere.

+ I usually need cash to pay the day hires who hang out in the parking lot.

[pyramider]

How about just tell the wife/SO the truth?

[Oralist]

When the SO is away, that’s when I play. No excuses are required. Also, extended lunches. There are many opportunities close to work. B3, you should know this. It’s why I’m a daytime Hobbyist.

[Whisky_1]

Lol! You must have nine lives. In my world if you eat that dinner you die.

[Whisky_1]

Originally Posted by Kickrocks

Wife- "Where are you going?"

Me- "Mind your fucking business and have dinner ready when I get home".


Simple

Lol! You must have nine lives. In my world if you eat that dinner you die.

[jazzguy]

Always daytime hobby as I can come and go as I please with work. I just have a weekly hobby budget that I get cash for each payday. By including in my budget it prevents me from overspending. I have always managed the money and bills so finances aren’t even looked at.

[Hairyhoustonguy]

Being single makes it easy but one time I had to talk to the front desk at a hotel to get a keycard to exits the parking garage. Told the guy I was in town for a friends wedding that weekend and he gave me the gate card for free I think it’s normally like $5. It’s now my go to excuse for weekend hobby hotel staff

[Guest072519]

Originally Posted by Whisky_1

Lol! You must have nine lives. In my world if you eat that dinner you die.

OKAY! My X-s/o he always had this story from his childhood, that his Mom would tell him.. Honey don't eat out of that pot. That's for you Daddy LOL... Knowing what I know now, LOL... I never eat out of anything she doesn't! Especially when she says her son is his father's child !!


True story!

[Guest090819-3]

My cover for anyone who may give a shit, "ima go fuck, bbl"

[Kickrocks]

Originally Posted by Whisky_1

Lol! You must have nine lives. In my world if you eat that dinner you die.

She is spoiled financially, she can have what she wants and doesn't work. Also I try to fuck her every day, make her feel wanted, I definitely dont get it everyday because mainly my work schedule and the kids but I make it known I want it. Do those two things and they seem to stay off your ass and will put up with your bullshit.

[shinepro]

Originally Posted by Kickrocks

She is spoiled financially, she can have what she wants and doesn't work. Also I try to fuck her every day, make her feel wanted, I definitely dont get it everyday because mainly my work schedule and the kids but I make it known I want it. Do those two things and they seem to stay off your ass and will put up with your bullshit.

You might not be foooking her everyday but someone is. And they are thanking you for working so hard, because I'm sure she spends some of your money on them. I feel bad for you sir because you come across as such a great foooking guy. Shine Da Great. Tooodlez...

[Spoogebob Cumpants]

Originally Posted by Kickrocks

She is spoiled financially, she can have what she wants and doesn't work. Also I try to fuck her every day, make her feel wanted, I definitely dont get it everyday because mainly my work schedule and the kids but I make it known I want it. Do those two things and they seem to stay off your ass and will put up with your bullshit.

Yep!
It also helps if you don’t have a micro penis and speak in Ebonics right?

[Kickrocks]

Originally Posted by shinepro

You might not be foooking her everyday but someone is. And they are thanking you for working so hard, because I'm sure she spends some of your money on them. I feel bad for you sir because you come across as such a great foooking guy. Shine Da Great. Tooodlez...

Who's watching the baby while she is doing said fucking? He wont let anyone watch him including me except for her, so try again. And let's say she does, if I don't know about it, I dont care. I'm not the kind of guy that will stalk or go through her phone because I'm not insecure. I'm fucking strange on a regular basis and I dont mean hookers, so we'd be even.

And dont feel bad for me, I feel bad for you being someone with no goals in life. Living off someone else's success, being essentially a servant for them. Now thats a sad life.

[Kickrocks]

Originally Posted by Spoogebob Cumpants

Yep!
It also helps if you don’t have a micro penis and speak in Ebonics right?

This guy gets it.

[shinepro]

Originally Posted by Kickrocks

Who's watching the baby while she is doing said fucking? He wont let anyone watch him including me except for her, so try again. And let's say she does, if I don't know about it, I dont care. I'm not the kind of guy that will stalk or go through her phone because I'm not insecure. I'm fucking strange on a regular basis and I dont mean hookers, so we'd be even.

And dont feel bad for me, I feel bad for you being someone with no goals in life. Living off someone else's success, being essentially a servant for them. Now thats a sad life.

I'm Shine Da Great! That's what da likes of you needs to call me. And get it straight, Da Great is a Butler, manservant, right hand man, consigliere, underboss, crew chief, voice, logistical assistant etc for my OG. A very important man. So put some respek on my craft. I see you lack in basic manners by the way you talk about your wife so disrespectfully so I won't take the time out to enlighten the likes of you. It's not what you do but how you treat people, but I see you haven't mastered that concept. Keep on treating her like that and you'll soon see how that works for you when she figures out a way to get your money and not deal with your bullshit. Carry on. Shine Da Great. Tooodlez...