My screening process is much easier Dorothy ... If you are 1) breathing and 2) have a vagina that I can put my penis in as many times as I want for an hour or so, 3) and will take some of my money for that very privilege, than you are pretty much in ... technically ... only 1 and 2 are absolutely necessary and while I will on occasion use a mouth or an anus in lieu of the vagina BUT a vagina definitely must be present to win!
Also, you might argue to all these English professors that ... your original use of the word "there" was correct, because you were commenting of the "place" the fucktards thought ...
But seriously ... limit your "ranting"? Who are you trying to kid? What are you running for Moderator now?