Hijacking ThreADS, Losing Valuable Information, Posting In Forums You Don't Belong and Taking Things Way Too Seriously

[Guest021817-2]

But........ SL started it , so now we need a "Bush Pilot"

[B.Wayne]

SORRY I couldn't resist. I HAD to! See if you can guess which one's my favorite in this vid? haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGcQCtFlENA



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiNsyXHBZak << starts at the 5 min mark.

And last but certainly not least.....hahaha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upRP0ix-7ow

Don't want to forget our friends from Graceland..I.E. TN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAfZHmRXffA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=...ture=endscreen

Don't shoot the messanger...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X2Xz7OfSt8

I appologize profoundly for my actions and I accept full responsiblity. Last time, I SWEAR! this is the last time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97-nBf8gfJc.

I have to say if these terrorists make me sick. Sorry kids, no Christmas this year. Thanks Austin!!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by B.Wayne

SORRY I couldn't resist. I HAD to! See if you can guess which one's my favorite in this vid? haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGcQCtFlENA

I don't know which one might be your fav but my fav is the 60 year old visiting Arkansas lady that had her tongue pierced to make an extra twenty at my direction! LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiNsyXHBZak << starts at the 5 min mark.

And last but certainly not least.....hahaha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upRP0ix-7ow

Don't want to forget our friends from Graceland..I.E. TN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAfZHmRXffA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=...ture=endscreen

Don't shoot the messanger...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X2Xz7OfSt8

I appologize profoundly for my actions and I accept full responsiblity. Last time, I SWEAR! this is the last time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97-nBf8gfJc.

I have to say if these terrorists make me sick. Sorry kids, no Christmas this year. Thanks Austin!!

EXCELLENT POST B.Wayne! Good Stuff!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Rockydoc

I have a funny TX story. Shortly after moving to AR my wife, infant son and I were driving to San Antonio and stopped to grab dinner at a Denny's along the highway. While waiting with my son in his infant carrier for the wife to exit her office ( ie restroom) a typical cocky Texan, approached and asked if my son was "Born in TX?" I replied "AR." His response was, "Ain't worth shit!" Not born in AR myself and hence not having the typical AR/TX inferiority complex, and knowing he was probably but hurt over the fact an Arky had yrecently bought his beloved Cowboys, I started chuckling as it was quite humorous and stereotypically expected. However, it turned to real comrdy when his wife kicked him (literally) and demanded he apologize, which he did with the biggest hang dog expression imaginable.

I guess the moral of the story is that we have come to expect Texans to be obstreperous and malfeasant when their wives are not here to control them. What I did not expect is for my fellow Arkansans to whine to the moderators for protection from he evil Texans, rather than standing up to them like men.

Excellent Point Rock! But you ARKANSAS guys are no different when your cousins and sisters....scratch that..... I mean wives aren't around! We're all part of the same brotherhood. Yaaaall just taaaalk funny!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

RR, this thread has nothing to do with Alaska

OMG! Your killing me Boobs.....

[Sexy_Brittany]

I'm surely late to the party and I should probably read the latest happenings before posting anything so that I could form an appropriate opinion and comment accordingly. I'm not going to do that. I haven't paid attention to the boards since my last post so I'm not familiar with the whiney bitch boys, closed threADs, or moderator involvement over the past few days. I'll sift through and respond as I see fit. As for now, I'm going to offer things from a 24yo female perspective and if anyone is offended or gets their peepee hurt then I don't really care.

I'm speaking to Arkansas top posters. They are few. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?! Are you seriously mad?! Are you really upset??! WHYYYY???! Look guys, this is a hobby. This is supposed to be fun. From a providers stance, nothing about my life is conventional and ECCIE is a place where I want to come so that I can laugh, flirt, and get opinions from people who are as unconventional as I. Why does everything have to always be so fucking serious?! Everyone is so easily offended?? And yet, when confronted with reality everyone wants to sugar coat and gloss over. The AR board is boring. Everyone gets pissed about drama but without the drama there is nothing. I'm all for respecting women and treating a lady like a queen and blah, blah, blah. I cannot tell you how refreshing it is sometimes for someone to call me a bitch.

NEWSFLASH: I CAN BE A BITCH!!! IT HAPPENS!!!! IF I CAN DISH IT THEN I CAN TAKE IT!!! So, I speak solely for myself here, but if the big, bad boys from TX call me a bitch or ask for a picture of my pussy then I do not need anyone to rally the troops or form a lynch mob. I'm fully capable of verbally defending myself. This is one of my pet peeves and it runs rampant on the AR board. Why this need to handle certain posters with kid gloves? This place is for big boys and girls. Anytime someone shoots shit straight they're met with 4 or 5 mediators who rush in to diffuse the situation. Why is this???! Look at this profession. Do you think that I need protection in verbal combat?! I'm a hooker. I didn't always want to be a hooker. Circumstance and bad life decisions have brought me to this place in my life. I take responsibility for it. Thats what being a big girl is all about. That being said, this is not a profession for those who dream in cupcakes and rainbows. This isn't just something anyone can do.

For the providers -- You are exchanging your body for money. You are selling your image online for the world to see. On someone's good side, you are an escort, a companion, a snow bunny sugar baby. On someone's bad side, you are a trailer trash whore who will never be anyone of significance on the social ladder because regardless of pay grade, hookers are catfish and we earn our living by scavenging and picking up the the scraps and crumbs thrown to us by actual society. If you can't handle someone disrespecting you, insulting you, disagreeing with you, then go get a fucking government job and pay taxes. Embrace your flaws or correct them. If you're cool with being a twit, then by all means, be a twit. But don't get mad when someone notices!! Crybaby providers running to moderators because they think they're being picked on is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Put on your big girl panties and defend yourself. Guys, back off and stop handling providers with kid gloves. Hang up the superman capes, those aren't for everyday wear. Darwin, baby. Only the strong survive.

Now for the hobbyist -- The majority of you are not single men. The majority of you probably feel guilty about infidelity at one point or another. This guilt causes you to become offended and defensive when you're called a whore monger or similar. Thats silly. Understandable, but silly. The hobby is not for everyone. Not everyone can embrace being a sex hungry horndog who enjoys skipping work to get his dick sucked. I like the ones who embrace it. I think it's sexy when a man tells me that he came over to get his dick sucked, or to fuck the shit out of me. That doesn't offend me. If you see someone talking to me disrespectfully then rest assured that I know how to handle it myself and if I need help then I will let it be known. I know I'm not your prom date, and I'm ok with that. If you want to pretend that I am a fragile bird whose feathers must remain unruffled then I will play along but I'm fully capable of taking my reality in a straight shot, no chaser. We're all grownups here. This denial of reality is counter productive. Those of you who hobby then hate yourself should hobby silently because you're in the fucking way of the rest of us who are hobbying right along and having a good time.

If you don't take time to read all this bullshit then I don't blame you and I'm not going to get upset because no one commented on my post and I'm not going to send out fliers asking for supporters. I'd appreciate feedback from anyone who wants to contribute. But seriously, I want no part of this thing the AR posters have going on where you're quarantining yourselves from big, bad TX and their heavy dose of reality. Did this whole thing really start over a taint request? I like P. He is here on a hooker board and he asked for a picture of taint, which is an ongoing joke and a distinctive part of his hobby persona, and a bunch of other mongers got mad? Why didn't they pat him on the back? Do AR mongers not like pictures of pussy? Do AR mongers think that providers are offended by picture requests?? Where is the problem?? What the hell am I missing?! Take a breather and let the shit go. Or come back out and defend the ladies honor some more. No one gives a fuck. Stop trying to find a problem. If we don't keep things light and fun then we stand the risk of becoming bitter and jaded. I like TX. I think they're a bunch of fun and I, personally, am excited they stopped by to share the holiday cheer. I hope they stick around. Are you guys really going to cower in the corner until they leave? They aren't against you! They're just like you!! You guys are on the same team!! Brotherhood, that whole thing, remember?!?

[pyramider]

Hey Brittany, I never asked for pussy, tits, legs, or ass photos. I just ask for taint photos, there is a subtle difference.

KAW-Keep Austin Weird philosophy with the Santa arrest. Hell, most cops would have just said, "hey fat boy ... ride the lightening." The the tazers go ZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!

[rockerrick]

So Brittany tell us what you really think , LOL ! Nice job , but you forgot to include the mods !

[Sexy_Brittany]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

So Brittany tell us what you really think , LOL ! Nice job , but you forgot to include the mods !

I was tired of typing and my damn dog kept humping his bed and being obnoxious. Besides, I don't know anything about the mods. We only have 2 and they are pretty low-key and non-combative. What've they done to offend? Give me the condensed version please.

[B.Wayne]

That was probably the most honest non bullshit post that I have read from a woman in a while, if at all on here. It paints a clear picture. You can't help but respect that. She pretty much said she's cool with guys being guys. How awsome is that? Sometimes it's hard to get a feel for a woman that you've only chatted with briefly. Much less trying to make contact with a woman on this board. But it's how she conveyed the message that was the best, not disrespectful,or trashy at all, but more of a "pull your head out" tone. Sometimes a guy just needs to be told what a girl wants and vise versa. Great post Brit.

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

I was tired of typing and my damn dog kept humping his bed and being obnoxious. Besides, I don't know anything about the mods. We only have 2 and they are pretty low-key and non-combative. What've they done to offend? Give me the condensed version please.

Spill over from another thread , and certain things prohibit me from discussing in this forum . But as for me , they're in authority , Do we need a better reason to rage against the machine ?

[Adrianna xo]

This threAD was much needed thank you!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

I'm surely late to the party and I should probably read the latest happenings before posting anything so that I could form an appropriate opinion and comment accordingly. I'm not going to do that. I haven't paid attention to the boards since my last post so I'm not familiar with the whiney bitch boys, closed threADs, or moderator involvement over the past few days. I'll sift through and respond as I see fit. As for now, I'm going to offer things from a 24yo female perspective and if anyone is offended or gets their peepee hurt then I don't really care.

I'm speaking to Arkansas top posters. They are few. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?! Are you seriously mad?! Are you really upset??! WHYYYY???! Look guys, this is a hobby. This is supposed to be fun. From a providers stance, nothing about my life is conventional and ECCIE is a place where I want to come so that I can laugh, flirt, and get opinions from people who are as unconventional as I. Why does everything have to always be so fucking serious?! Everyone is so easily offended?? And yet, when confronted with reality everyone wants to sugar coat and gloss over. The AR board is boring. Everyone gets pissed about drama but without the drama there is nothing. I'm all for respecting women and treating a lady like a queen and blah, blah, blah. I cannot tell you how refreshing it is sometimes for someone to call me a bitch.

NEWSFLASH: I CAN BE A BITCH!!! IT HAPPENS!!!! IF I CAN DISH IT THEN I CAN TAKE IT!!! So, I speak solely for myself here, but if the big, bad boys from TX call me a bitch or ask for a picture of my pussy then I do not need anyone to rally the troops or form a lynch mob. I'm fully capable of verbally defending myself. This is one of my pet peeves and it runs rampant on the AR board. Why this need to handle certain posters with kid gloves? This place is for big boys and girls. Anytime someone shoots shit straight they're met with 4 or 5 mediators who rush in to diffuse the situation. Why is this???! Look at this profession. Do you think that I need protection in verbal combat?! I'm a hooker. I didn't always want to be a hooker. Circumstance and bad life decisions have brought me to this place in my life. I take responsibility for it. Thats what being a big girl is all about. That being said, this is not a profession for those who dream in cupcakes and rainbows. This isn't just something anyone can do.

For the providers -- You are exchanging your body for money. You are selling your image online for the world to see. On someone's good side, you are an escort, a companion, a snow bunny sugar baby. On someone's bad side, you are a trailer trash whore who will never be anyone of significance on the social ladder because regardless of pay grade, hookers are catfish and we earn our living by scavenging and picking up the the scraps and crumbs thrown to us by actual society. If you can't handle someone disrespecting you, insulting you, disagreeing with you, then go get a fucking government job and pay taxes. Embrace your flaws or correct them. If you're cool with being a twit, then by all means, be a twit. But don't get mad when someone notices!! Crybaby providers running to moderators because they think they're being picked on is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Put on your big girl panties and defend yourself. Guys, back off and stop handling providers with kid gloves. Hang up the superman capes, those aren't for everyday wear. Darwin, baby. Only the strong survive.

Now for the hobbyist -- The majority of you are not single men. The majority of you probably feel guilty about infidelity at one point or another. This guilt causes you to become offended and defensive when you're called a whore monger or similar. Thats silly. Understandable, but silly. The hobby is not for everyone. Not everyone can embrace being a sex hungry horndog who enjoys skipping work to get his dick sucked. I like the ones who embrace it. I think it's sexy when a man tells me that he came over to get his dick sucked, or to fuck the shit out of me. That doesn't offend me. If you see someone talking to me disrespectfully then rest assured that I know how to handle it myself and if I need help then I will let it be known. I know I'm not your prom date, and I'm ok with that. If you want to pretend that I am a fragile bird whose feathers must remain unruffled then I will play along but I'm fully capable of taking my reality in a straight shot, no chaser. We're all grownups here. This denial of reality is counter productive. Those of you who hobby then hate yourself should hobby silently because you're in the fucking way of the rest of us who are hobbying right along and having a good time.

If you don't take time to read all this bullshit then I don't blame you and I'm not going to get upset because no one commented on my post and I'm not going to send out fliers asking for supporters. I'd appreciate feedback from anyone who wants to contribute. But seriously, I want no part of this thing the AR posters have going on where you're quarantining yourselves from big, bad TX and their heavy dose of reality. Did this whole thing really start over a taint request? I like P. He is here on a hooker board and he asked for a picture of taint, which is an ongoing joke and a distinctive part of his hobby persona, and a bunch of other mongers got mad? Why didn't they pat him on the back? Do AR mongers not like pictures of pussy? Do AR mongers think that providers are offended by picture requests?? Where is the problem?? What the hell am I missing?! Take a breather and let the shit go. Or come back out and defend the ladies honor some more. No one gives a fuck. Stop trying to find a problem. If we don't keep things light and fun then we stand the risk of becoming bitter and jaded. I like TX. I think they're a bunch of fun and I, personally, am excited they stopped by to share the holiday cheer. I hope they stick around. Are you guys really going to cower in the corner until they leave? They aren't against you! They're just like you!! You guys are on the same team!! Brotherhood, that whole thing, remember?!?

I'm all but speechless! I will say one thing, this explains why you are one of the hotest most sought after chick on this board!

[Rockydoc]

LOL Brit. Touché

[Rockydoc]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Excellent Point Rock! But you ARKANSAS guys are no different when your cousins and sisters....scratch that..... I mean wives aren't around! We're all part of the same brotherhood. Yaaaall just taaaalk funny!

now there you go, just because you were born in TX you think you are all that. If any of the AR hobbyists here were banging their sisters or cousins they would not need to hire hookers.