Do Heavy Girls give better Blow jobs?.

[tallgeese]

Originally Posted by flinde

I been researching this conundrum since about 1972. Seems to me, before the age of about 32, that fat women give the best head. This evens out among women older than 32 until about age 40. In their 30's most all women give great head. After about age 40, women selfishly start considering their own sexual pleasure and needs, and blowjob quality begins a gradual decline till menopause. After menopause, blowjobs suck.

Wow that's some research. I'm a visual person though so sometimes I need a visual aid to help. So I put your research in bar graph form. (SG is for skinny girl, BG for slightly bigger girl) This is course is on a scale of 1 - 10, and age 20 - 50.



As always there are exceptions to the research. (Slave Guinevere, Jucci, Secret).

I do this in jest of course.

[mwsatx]

Big or small, short or tall, old or young, it doesn't matter to me as long as she can take direction. Listen to me, I'll listen to you and we'll both have a good time.

[flinde]

thanks, tallgeese. Statistics dont lie.

Its humbling to see my silly ramblings in Excel.

[Slave Guinevere]

Originally Posted by tallgeese

Wow that's some research. I'm a visual person though so sometimes I need a visual aid to help. So I put your research in bar graph form. (SG is for skinny girl, BG for slightly bigger girl) This is course is on a scale of 1 - 10, and age 20 - 50.



As always there are exceptions to the research. (Slave Guinevere, Jucci, Secret).

I do this in jest of course.

Sir Flinde...

OMG!! I LOVE THAT!! That makes all that research sooo much more worthwhile!! Lol... I can't tell you how many times my assistant has come over to my apartment... and I am laying on my couch... WATCHING PORN...with my HEAD HANGING DOWN... and my FEET & LEGS DRAPED OVER THE TOP OF THE COUCH...

When my assistant inquired as to WHY I was doing this... I explained that I was trying to understand... how the lady on the screen was able to do X...Y...Z!!! Then like the good little student I am... I TOOK NOTES on all of my observations!! Lol

And then... a HEARTY THANKS... has to go out to ALL OF MY MEN... who have been SUBJECTED... to being USED RUTHLESSLY...over and over again... for my own NEFARIOUS PLEASURE...

Sigh... a SLAVE'S work.... is NEVER DONE!!

Your porn loving slave,

Guinevere

[Slave Guinevere]

Originally Posted by Slave Guinevere

Sir Flinde...

OMG!! I LOVE THAT!! That makes all that research sooo much more worthwhile!! Lol... I can't tell you how many times my assistant has come over to my apartment... and I am laying on my couch... WATCHING PORN...with my HEAD HANGING DOWN... and my FEET & LEGS DRAPED OVER THE TOP OF THE COUCH...

When my assistant inquired as to WHY I was doing this... I explained that I was trying to understand... how the lady on the screen was able to do X...Y...Z!!! Then like the good little student I am... I TOOK NOTES on all of my observations!! Lol

And then... a HEARTY THANKS... has to go out to ALL OF MY MEN... who have been SUBJECTED... to being USED RUTHLESSLY...over and over again... for my own NEFARIOUS PLEASURE...

Sigh... a SLAVE'S work.... is NEVER DONE!!

Your porn loving slave,

Guinevere

I am not sure what is WORSE...

Calling out the WRONG NAME IN BED... or when POSTING A REPLY!!

SIR TALLGEESE.... I humbly apologize...

Your distracted slave,

Guinvere

P.S.

You see... I can't be expected... to be able to THINK...and WRITE... while we are TALKING about BLOW JOBS!! That's just TOO HARD!!

[Secret Encounters]

Jucci I will be ur opponent.. lol.. doubles .. ???Lets see who does it best.. ha who am i kidding i would prob get so turned on i might just eat u out ..lol..

Love this ..its too funny .. have a good evening y'all!!

[Guest100114-1]

In my experience the absolute best BJ was from my ex s.o. She's 5"2 130lbs so not BBW but not exactly a spinner either. Here on eccie, I find the best BJ (bbbj of course) varies depending on how much foreplay and excitement. Lol, now after thinking of all the bj's, I feel a familiar twitch.

[CookieMonstrito]

Originally Posted by Secret Encounters

Jucci I will be ur opponent.. lol.. doubles .. ???Lets see who does it best.. ha who am i kidding i would prob get so turned on i might just eat u out ..lol..

Love this ..its too funny .. have a good evening y'all!!

Puedo mirar???

[bigjimt52]

well the old saying goes....all bjs are good....but some are better than others.....I like em all.....js

[Mike6082]

Blows are a lot like a bowl of chili on a cold lonely night.
Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
IMHO

[Guest050813-3]

I give a pretty good one!!! No worries on size!!

[Precious_b]

As some other hobbyist stated in another thread, the best one was the last one you got

Myself, i'm going to throw Mz.Capri out there for breaking the die on it.

[Mossman]

The absolute best, most memorable bj was with a big girl. An event so spectacular that even she was not able to duplicate it, after. Having said that, any woman willing to put it in her mouth and slide her tongue over my member, is A+ with me. Size doesn't matter, right ladies?

[Guest072013]

well iam 44 and i know I enjoy every single bj i give and will continue to give. I am not selfish about myself .. my pleasure comes with playing with a tool and making it explode, and draining it.. nothing better than that feeling. I dont know who posted that women over 40 or 50 the decline happens and they get selfish in themselves when giving head.. i will have to disagree.
as far as being a bbw VS spinner.. etc.. I dont think it matters anyways.. it is the way you do them and enjoying the person and the act itself.
anyways.. have an awesome day to all
licks and kisses

[Guest081519]

For me... It has been my experience that girls with wider mouths give better blow-jobs than those with a smaller mouth cavity. It can be painful feeling teeth grinding against the soft tissue if the mouth is very dainty.

It kind of sucks for them too, because they will get tired of keeping their mouth open wide open.