Texts received throughout any given day:
-I found you on the internet (end of story)
-do you do gang bangs
-an hour from now is too late
-do you do car dates?
-it's really that much for an hour?
-what all do I get?
-what can I get for $100 (one shoe?)
-my wife will be home in an hour and a half
-no, I can't pm you on eccie because my email doesn't work
-can you come to Biloxi tonight (a four hour drive), yes just for an hour
A lot of people do it right though:
-hi, this is ***, I'm 52, my handle on eccie and p411 is ***. I would like 2 hours at this date and time at this hotel/residence. I'll bring the wine.
-can you come to Biloxi, I'll pay $800 for an hour (SOLD!)
-can you come to Philadelphia, MS, I'll pay $600 for an hour (SOLD!)
-I have some Ardbeg I can bring