Surprise Greek

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by awl4knot

It happened twice, but one effort was aborted because we had not prepped for it.

I reviewed both ladies and did not mention it because it was a YMMV situation and there was no need to raise false expectations. Some things are best left unsaid.

On a similar note a few "safety girls" made an exception to their CBJ rule for me. I didn't report that in their reviews either. Why kill the golden goose?

Completely agree. Another example of discretion being the right decision. Too many guys do not comprehend "YMMV" and think that anything done for one guy is a "right" for them.

[Satyrrical]

Had one gal throwing several hints out. It was only after session when I texted:
"Did you mean..."
"Yes, I was craving it ..."

D'OH!!!!! My density knows no bounds sometimes.

Was going K9 with another lady. Our first time together. She just reached back, pulled me out, raised me up, and slid it in. She immediately started slamming back, hard. No clue that was cumming either.

[jwood]

Was in k9 with a lady, started rubbing her ass with my thumb. Ask her if she wanted a thumb in her ass. She said she would rather have a cock. Lubed up and it was in.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by SAangel27

Haha. I doubt you are as small as you say you are.

It's the oldest trick in the book. You say you aren't well endowed and build up the expectation of a micro penis. When you whip out your average or larger member she is pleasantly surprised.

Now go request taint pics somewhere.

A well known provider stated it was 1.3". Now its time for you to taint it up.

[RideFreeInTexas]

This wasn't a provider, but a civvie I had slept with several times was on me in CG and pulled me out and, unannounced, slid me in the back door a while, then to front, then back, repeat. It felt amazing, but about a week later she accused me of giving her VD. That was impossible as I hadn't seen anyone else in months and had tested clean since. I suggested she probably had a yeast infection from going back-to-front, and incredibly her response was "I never did that." I later came to learn the extent of her mental insanity/ bipolarism/ split personality, it ran deep and wide. The sex was awesome enough to put up with it a while.