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12-15-2010, 03:44 PM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by AidanMacKenna
Put down the Trojans!!! Those condoms smell to high heavens and make anyone who touches them smell of their disgusting stinch as well... NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsty!!! I'm just saying...
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You of all people would know what Magnum XL's smell like I guess...
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12-15-2010, 03:51 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 1446
Join Date: Jun 26, 2009
Location: Somewhere in the Lone Star State
Posts: 869
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Silly Boy, Put Down The Haterade And Pick Up A Stripper
Now, now Wakeup. You know that's the REAL reason you have never seen me. I just don't carry those nasty ass Trojan Magnum XLs that you so often brag about needing. But I still love you precious.
http://ezinearticles.com/?Magnum-Con...Big&id=2860090
Do you need me to bring you some stripper... uh, I mean chicken soup to make you feel better?
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12-15-2010, 03:53 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Dec 17, 2009
Location: Cedar Park, Tx
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Originally Posted by AidanMacKenna
Put down the Trojans!!! Those condoms smell to high heavens and make anyone who touches them smell of their disgusting stinch as well... NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsty!!! I'm just saying...
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Yeah!
And I heard they give ya "Trojaria"!
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12-15-2010, 03:59 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 1446
Join Date: Jun 26, 2009
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Posts: 869
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The Real Difference...
The real difference between a magnum and any other XL condom is the magnum has more room at the tip for the head of the cock... I'm just saying that Wakeup needs the extra room in the magnum for his huge head.
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12-15-2010, 04:34 PM
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Account Disabled
User ID: 52774
Join Date: Nov 3, 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 653
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Randy Rogue????
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Originally Posted by coefficient
No, because she didn't have another condom We had to make due with that used condom.
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When will you shut up about that! GOTDAMMIT It was one time.
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12-15-2010, 04:54 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Sep 23, 2010
Location: houston texas
Posts: 10,174
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Originally Posted by lizardking
Can't even trust yourself, eh?
At least your johnson won't have that funky "hand smell".
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Lizardking. Fucking classic, this is one of the funniest, fucked up threads if seen in a while. I now have my daily laugh fix.
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12-15-2010, 06:25 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Who would have guessed his hand would smell like tuna?
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12-15-2010, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Mar 31, 2009
Location: Houston
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I always finds that soap and water work wonders. What I would give for another of Lil Red Robin's famous mutual showers!
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12-15-2010, 10:23 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
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Originally Posted by coefficient
I quit DIGITS with females due to a horrible college experience where she was not trying to intercourse for reputation reason and offered me a five finger downgrade and I attempted to make her cum three times that night. Fucking stench wouldn't go away for a week and a half...
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Wrong hole!
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12-16-2010, 06:16 AM
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Valerie's Mod Husband
Join Date: Dec 13, 2010
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Originally Posted by Dad
Wrong hole!
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Now that's funny Dad!
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12-16-2010, 06:51 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 16, 2010
Location: Texas
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Wrong hole!
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Smelly vomit does linger.
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12-16-2010, 06:57 AM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
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Originally Posted by jasmin
When will you shut up about that! GOTDAMMIT It was one time.
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Jasmin,
That's actually quite funny. I see you've been doing your research.
But...........Since rr's account has been guested how would you know that name?
Hmmmmmm, Who are you really? Absolut?
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12-16-2010, 10:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 15, 2010
Location: hOuston
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Wow I agree soap, water, works wonders and even just washing your ass off with water good enough will do the trick sometimes?!
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12-16-2010, 12:15 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 41999
Join Date: Aug 26, 2010
Location: Houston, TX. Dallas, TX
Posts: 2,242
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Originally Posted by Meoauniaea
Ever heard of bleach?
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LOL
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12-16-2010, 12:21 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 26, 2010
Location: houston
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The Blue and white coast soap will cure everything.
I have used this for years., Whenever I see someone I shower there with it, also after. No scent ever. It even cleans the tuna smell!!!!LOL
When I was single I kept a case of "Coast" soap and Vinegar and water douche's for anyone that wanted my oral skills and I told them upfront, this combination makes it taste like "watermelor", and still works,,,,LOL
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