Canisuis College Valedictorian in Biology

[valkyra]

Originally Posted by Withnail

Had a 30-something provider tell me with a straight face that she wanted to become a neurosurgeon. I laughed in her face.

The closest these rent-a-twats get to med school is when they stop by CVS.

Just like how "renting" one of us is the closest thing you'll ever get to a sexually satisfying relationship.


see what i did there?


isn't shitting on people's dreams is soooooo cool

[Next Best Thing]

Originally Posted by Withnail

Had a 30-something provider tell me with a straight face that she wanted to become a neurosurgeon. I laughed in her face.

The closest these rent-a-twats get to med school is when they stop by CVS.

Another spectacular post by Withnail, plus he deftly avoids bullshit points by leaving out what the whores are visiting CVS for.

[Next Best Thing]

Riffing off of Withnail- had a prostitute confidently proclaim that she was one semester short of earning her BBA in neuropsychology.

Was approx 7 years ago, where got same reaction from me that WN's got from him.

[Withnail]

Originally Posted by valkyra

Just like how "renting" one of us is the closest thing you'll ever get to a sexually satisfying relationship.


see what i did there?


isn't shitting on people's dreams is soooooo cool

I don't want a "relationship". That's why I procure prostitutes.

[keeponrisin]

I know that one of the very best looking and talented provider that was on here several years ago received her masters last spring.

[Withnail]

Originally Posted by keeponrisin

I know that one of the very best looking and talented provider that was on here several years ago received her masters last spring.

Yes, I believe it was a Master's in Interpretive Lesbian Dance, and only took her 7 years to complete. She's teaching at the Hunter Biden Institute for Physical Therapies.

[jokacz]

Originally Posted by Withnail

Had a 30-something provider tell me with a straight face that she wanted to become a neurosurgeon. I laughed in her face.

The closest these rent-a-twats get to med school is when they stop by CVS.

Believe it or not, we have a former Icky whore (are they ever really "former"?) who has a PharmD. Not to mention a couple defrocked Registered Professional Nurses.

[Crazy Bob]

And, some who are not defrocked.

[keeponrisin]

Originally Posted by Withnail

Yes, I believe it was a Master's in Interpretive Lesbian Dance, and only took her 7 years to complete. She's teaching at the Hunter Biden Institute for Physical Therapies.

The hoe you're thinking of is the illegal immigrant living at mar-a-lago

[Withnail]

Originally Posted by keeponrisin

The hoe you're thinking of is the illegal immigrant living at mar-a-lago

Perhaps in Sodus you're an expert on illegal immigrants...

[keeponrisin]

Originally Posted by Withnail

Perhaps in Sodus you're an expert on illegal immigrants...

You assume I live in Sodus..I do not..There are three different towns surrounding Sodus Bay.
As for the illegal immigrants I know several billionaire farmers that are experts.

[stein]

I know one in that category

[Guest072323]

Billionaire Farmers -- there's about as many of those are there are Smart Dimtards.....

[keeponrisin]

Many "farmers" live in NYC.They purchase them..dude ranches and the like in different parts of the country to avoid paying taxes and receive the various handouts the government gives them.

[Withnail]

Originally Posted by keeponrisin

Many "farmers" live in NYC.They purchase them..dude ranches and the like in different parts of the country to avoid paying taxes and receive the various handouts the government gives them.

I don't buy cattle upstate. I buy apartment buildings. We're going to contract on one on East Avenue, and we're doing due diligence on two on Water Street. Your realty property is undervalued, so can be picked up for not much money. As long as the rent rolls are solid and there are no tax liens, it's all blue sky.