Pet Peeves In Porn

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by CoverMe

I forgot another one: Ron Jeremy at 275+ pounds. He looks like a fuckin’ Orc from “Lord of the Rings.” When he pops up, I punch out.

Dude is even creepier looking in person I saw him at the AVN awards a few years ago he was in a white T-Shirt and track pants I was so tempted to ask him where his kidnapping van was.

[Guest010619]

Originally Posted by Bush Pilot

It doesn't "turn me off like a light switch", but the sight of the stud slapping his hard cock against her ass always has me scratching my head and exclaiming, "WTF?!"

Like he can’t find the hole or something. Also dirty feet because set building is done by some crappy set designer. Bad sound, bad lighting, women with underarm hair, director yelling ques offscreen.

[XXitouchmyselfXX]

LOL just about everything y'll said and plus when they start drizzling toppings and licking it off and girl on girl scenes when one girl is obviously not into women and just uses a toy instead when her co star just spend 10mins tongue punching her pussy.

[freaky fun13]

Not exactly a pet peeve, but when it’s a threesome and the third is just kind of there. There are soooo many other things they could be doing. Rim jobs on dudes is a no go. Licking a lady’s rosebud, you bet. Last thing is the over acting and when the ad lib dialogue is really lame.

[normalguy21]

Originally Posted by Bush Pilot

It doesn't "turn me off like a light switch", but the sight of the stud slapping his hard cock against her ass always has me scratching my head and exclaiming, "WTF?!"

AKA as slapping little Johnny behind the ear ...

[BorderCrosser]

Originally Posted by Bush Pilot

It doesn't "turn me off like a light switch", but the sight of the stud slapping his hard cock against her ass always has me scratching my head and exclaiming, "WTF?!"

Not sure how true this is, but I had heard that when a porn actor feels like he's going to cum too soon, he will pull out and slap it against the girl's pussy or ass until the urge goes away.


As for my porn pet peeve, I hate the sound the asian girls make when they are screwing in the Japanese pornos. It sounds like a litter of kittens.

[Dr Grey]

Originally Posted by BorderCrosser

Not sure how true this is, but I had heard that when a porn actor feels like he's going to cum too soon, he will pull out and slap it against the girl's pussy or ass until the urge goes away.


As for my porn pet peeve, I hate the sound the asian girls make when they are screwing in the Japanese pornos. It sounds like a litter of kittens.

Guys typically want to see the gape.

[Bush Pilot]

Originally Posted by Bush Pilot

It doesn't "turn me off like a light switch", but the sight of the stud slapping his hard cock against her ass always has me scratching my head and exclaiming, "WTF?!"

And another thing: One of the "players" spitting on another's cock, pussy, or asshole.

[Doglegg]

Hmmm, a few of the ones listed turn me off, some turn me on.

I have really become tired of main stream porn and normally go for the amateur stuff.

There are times that is lacking also.

Extreme pussy pumping and anal prolapse I find intriguing as it is not something that I have witnessed first hand.

Fisting is something I would like to see, hard fist pumping, big turn off.

Female body hair, other than head and eyebrows and neatly trimmed bush turns me off. Recently saw a cutie in shorts and tube top over in Germany that I really wanted to talk to until she went to re-tie her ponytail and the underarm hair crept out. Yeah, changed my mind.

Spitting, no. Snowballing, meh.

Pissing in the mouth, meh. Pissing in her panties, oh yeah.

I guess my lack of interest in mainstream porn is indicative of my lack of interest in the mainstream hobby. Fairly boring. Mish, CG, RCG, FIV, FIA, doggy, bj...etc. yawn.

Now a lady that masturbates in a parking lot, inserts an extended buttplug and walks through a mall in a short skirt...

A lady that inserts expandable toys in the wahoo and lets me up her kazoo, yepper, that is interesting. Also happens to be the type of porn that does not turn me off.

Kind of hard to find in SA.

That is why when a provider features an acorn squash in her advertisement photos, I tend to take notice, she may be much more than the four food groups.

[GeorgeDRII]

All of these seem to make sense. I think they try to make porn for everyone's fetishes. Almost like being politically correct if u take it for what it's worth. My turn offs are gay porno and scat videos. Like 2 girls, 1 cup. How in the hell is that arousing?

[Doglegg]

I agree George, gay does nothing for me, but I have seen one or TV videos that made me say ‘holy shit!’ Which brings us to scat. Pa-da-dum.

I admit I am fascinated with women’s assholes, insertions, exsertions (my own term),and things in between. To include taint. Had to go there.

Full on scat to include playing with, rubbing, eating, etc., nah pass.

Seeing oranges, lemons, cucumbers, etc, being ‘birthed’ out of the anus? If I had ten thumbs all would be pointed up.

When a pecker or dildo comes out with a little chili cheese on it? Hmmm. Does it make me hard? No. Does it give me the start of a chubby? Occasionally.

Haven’t seen two girls one cup. Whenever the subject comes up, it always seems to be the wrong time.

Designated porn soundtracks turn me off, just like a husband holding the camera while a black guy slams it down into the guy’s wife and asking about n16634 dick. That makes me sick.

Now before anyone starts throwing any ‘cards’ around, watching a woman enjoy a good dick down, regardless of the participants skin color, I enjoy. It is about the female truly enjoying what is being done. Listening to the husband get off on the racial difference, pass.

My 25 cents.

[Dr Grey]

Mr Dogglegg,

I would hope the guy is getting off to his wife taking on a bigger cock, not because he's a black man. Least that's the way I've seen those kinds of clips. I personally dislike the term Interracial. I see everyone the same personally, just skin pigmintatation. I get our society has labeled things and people in fucked up ways, so it's a matter of perception to the viewer as well as the participants if it becomes a pet peeve or not. But as you say, if its the other way, that's not cool at all.

[Doglegg]

Dr. Grey,

It is the other way around.

That is why I find it distasteful.

My preferences for hobbying is females of color, something the current SO cannot do anything about.

“Marries blondes, fucks brunettes.”

[CoverMe]

Doglegg: You are living proof to me of the advantage of going to Socials. I’ve met you. You are a polite, softspoken, unassuming man. You’re also an awesome deviant. Running into you in the stacks at Half Price Books Books was the highlight of that day for me. Rock on, you crazed fuck.

[GeorgeDRII]

Anal videos are different I must say, mainly because a woman's asshole doesn't have a uterus stopping up objects in the end of it. Interesting I must admit watching a lady push a can of Pepsi out of it. Skin color doesn't really matter to me, I guess with being well endowed and of course not having a ladies hubby film me as I open her up doesn't bother me. I think in one way those videos are scripted as well