AD things that set off your alarm?

[Sweet N Little]

funny Gimme!

Non Rushed! ( your getting a blow n go)

[Guest082513-02]

Originally Posted by Cpalmson

Mid-30s MILF (in reality Mid-40s GILF)

Nice pics but strategically placed props. (I'm larger than I say or I'm covered in ink up to my ass).

I dont lie about age or weight. You look like a total dumbass when the guy shows up and ur not a 150 pound mid 30s girl but a 600 pound gummy granny. LOL!!!! Besides.. im not ashamed of my age or weight...

How about the "100% independent" and her pic shows management taking pic in mirror?

[wildwooly1]

I'm not a clock watcher but about the time your appt was supposed to end she gets a text from someone reminding her what time it is and then she starts dressing! Lol

[daty/o]

There are few AA providers; but there are several "mixed" and "exotic" ones.

[flyinghillbilly]

My favorite is ''GFE means different things to different people''..........meaning yeah come see me $$$ i am GFE ..............no i don't kiss or do BBBJ no DATY Lol

[pyramider]

Sounds like a girlfriend to me.

[ponyboy]

I'm running specials, then to find out it's the same rate as normal.

[wildwooly1]

Thats another thing - why put Mixed as a race - how do we know what your mixed with?
what are you ? quarter alien, quarter natural indian, quarter wolf and quarter nympth?
so why put mixed if you dont tell us what the mix is.

[alex_reece]

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[RickO'shayRabbitt]

Picture where she is holding her arms above her head. It means her boobs sag.

Picture with something covering her tummy. It means she has a tummy--a big one.

Her ad says she's gorgeous. I'll be the judge of that. Or she's a prima donna.

Her ad says, "hurry, I book up fast." It means you're gonna be rushed and you might be her fifth of the day. Or she's full of it. Either way, it's a loss for the client.

Her ad says, New in town. But you've seen the ad for six months.

Her ad says, I'm retiring. Then why would I see you? If I like you, you'll be gone.

[burkalini]

How about 4 ads with 4 different prices.

I'm the best usually means she's the worst.

I am fetish friendly usually means she will shove a dildo up YOUR ass.

I'm 29 usually means she's forty to fifty.

[Brasky]

Ad with "New in Town" or "Just Visiting", but the phone number is a local area code.

Usually agency girl or has a "boy friend aka manager".

[Texaschef]

If you say no rush then why would you not also put msog on your page? And GFE... Yeah girlfriend experience .... No i don't want to be asked what's for dinner, complained that the trash hasn't been taken out and not get a bj or have sex...yep that sounds like my girlfriend...lmao

[Still Looking]

OPEN MINDED??? What the heck does that mean?

SL'S Top 10 Open Mined Questions

1) Hey will you do doubles with me and my duck?
2) Can I bring my cheering section?
3) I like choking, till I get the money back, does that work for you?
4) Have you ever tasted poop?
5) Ex-baseball player, can I bring my bat?
6) Ever screwed in a coffin?
7) I'm bring plastic, duct tape, rope and an iguana if that’s OK?
8) Do you do out calls near the Prison?
9) Will your dad be in the room with us?
10) At the end of the session how about we flip double or nothing?

[alex_reece]

Originally Posted by barneyrubble

Picture where she is holding her arms above her head. It means her boobs sag.

Picture with something covering her tummy. It means she has a tummy--a big one.

Her ad says she's gorgeous. I'll be the judge of that. Or she's a prima donna.

Her ad says, "hurry, I book up fast." It means you're gonna be rushed and you might be her fifth of the day. Or she's full of it. Either way, it's a loss for the client.

Her ad says, New in town. But you've seen the ad for six months.

Her ad says, I'm retiring. Then why would I see you? If I like you, you'll be gone.

Interesting.