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Whispers · 01-23-2018, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by knotty man

Damn. If you can be this picky with your bookers, why not your cable?

Cable? What's Cable?

Guest062019 · 01-23-2018, 09:32 AM

You see I almost did post about the class of cars but all that is is an old POS with a lot of makeup, but aside from a couple of hot ones there's not many, I hope your not saying that all old providers are classics?. LMFAO they might be but a shit done need restoring. No Ellen I did not. I told you to mind your business. You seem to involve your self in everything, you had your day 50 yrs ago, but leave it to the hot young ones. LMFAO. It's so funny how that is always brought up.. it's always the silent majority... That is such bs. The fact is when there is no proof there is no answer. You can't say well a few agreed that old is old but we have just as many as they do that love old ass loose skin women. Bullshit. I truly think that most go see the old ones just feel more comfortable and maybe have personal issues like self esteem problems. Either way I answered the question and that's that if being an old provider bugs you or you can't take the reality then quick. Lol and I would need proof on that 5k a month bill... All providers are rich .. didn't you know that. ?

Austin Ellen · 01-23-2018, 09:45 AM

Mata, you told me I was dumb. I'm just warning the young, hot ones that you are a very unstable, hot headed individual. And if the young,hot ones want to see someone like you - I just want them to be safe and to take care of themselves.

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Originally Posted by Mata Leon

You see I almost did post about the class of cars but all that is is an old POS with a lot of makeup, but aside from a couple of hot ones there's not many, I hope your not saying that all old providers are classics?. LMFAO they might be but a shit done need restoring. No Ellen I did not. I told you to mind your business. You seem to involve your self in everything, you had your day 50 yrs ago, but leave it to the hot young ones. LMFAO.

Whispers · 01-23-2018, 09:48 AM

"Classic" cars would not be a good analogy for old whores.

To begin with "Classic" tends to refer to an age. If we apply the fact that whores are typically put in use until 18 years of age. a "Classic" would be 33 to 43 years old and whores older than 43 would more accurately be referred to "Antiques"

"Classics" are usually professionally restored although a man with the skills might restore one on his own. Most of the old whore's here have original parts that show the wear and tear from being rode hard.

"Classics" are more expensive to maintain. Often costing 10 to 50 times what they originally sold for. Most old whores are here available at a discount.

"Classics" tend to be much lower mileage taken out for special occasions and not rode hard every day. Old Whores here are.....

Never mind..... Everyone knows...

sydmo · 01-23-2018, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Whispers

"Classic" cars would not be a good analogy for old whores.

To begin with "Classic" tends to refer to an age. If we apply the fact that whores are typically put in use until 18 years of age. a "Classic" would be 28 to 38 years old and whores older than 38 would more accurately be referred to "Antiques"

"Classics" are usually professionally restored although a man with the skills might restore one on his own. Most of the old whore's here have original parts that show the wear and tear from being rode hard.

"Classics" are more expensive to maintain. Often costing 10 to 50 times what they originally sold for. Most old whores are here available at a discount.

"Classics" tend to be much lower mileage taken out for special occasions and not rode hard every day. Old Whores here are.....

Never mind..... Everyone knows...

Definitely Never gonna be the word "Class, or Classic" involved in a description of you

Whispers · 01-23-2018, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sydmo

Definitely Never gonna be the word "Class, or Classic" involved in a description of you

LOL.... Funny that you think that. Everyone always believes they KNOW what kind of person someone is because of how they post on a Whore Board......

You are clueless.... Too much of your life is getting tied up in this board.....

Guest062019 · 01-23-2018, 11:47 AM

So someone calls you dumb then they are unstable?. LMFAO this is why education is so important.. lol it is widely know your all drama ellen, it's known your unstable. As for me I am very stable ask all my 86 reviews.

nuglet · 01-23-2018, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Whispers

LOL.... Funny that you think that. Everyone always believes they KNOW what kind of person someone is because of how they post on a Whore Board......

You are clueless.... Too much of your life is getting tied up in this board.....

That's some funny shit right there.. accusing someone of their "life is getting tied up on this board." Coming from you!! And trust me, some of us KNOW What kind of a person someone is by how they post.. they just have to follow your posts for a surprisingly short time ...

Claire She Blows · 01-23-2018, 12:44 PM

This classic/antique had a tune-up

David.Douchehurst · 01-23-2018, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

This classic/antique had a tune-up

Didja advance tha spark? Git tha vacuum system adjusted? A thorough lube job?

missi hart · 01-23-2018, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

Didja advance tha spark? Git tha vacuum system adjusted? A thorough lube job?

based on her superb oral skills, i doubt she needed any work on her vacuum system

sydmo · 01-23-2018, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Whispers

LOL.... Funny that you think that. Everyone always believes they KNOW what kind of person someone is because of how they post on a Whore Board......

You are clueless.... Too much of your life is getting tied up in this board.....

So, you really do care about me, genuine concern of my life? Don't play with me man, really? And here I thought you were just....well... you know

Guest062019 · 01-23-2018, 01:55 PM

FYI I initially was not including you in my post CSB. But obviously it offended you so you had to be a smart ass. I was mostly commenting on the grannies like the one that thinks IAM unstable. LMFAO. But if you want to be in the category suit yourself.

David.Douchehurst · 01-23-2018, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by missi hart

based on her superb oral skills, i doubt she needed any work on her vacuum system

Ah dunno. She's always pushin' it ta tha limit, puttin' a lotta demands onnit. Always a good idea ta have it inspected and tweaked ta keep it at optimull preformunce.

Claire She Blows · 01-23-2018, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mata Leon

FYI I initially was not including you in my post CSB. But obviously it offended you so you had to be a smart ass. I was mostly commenting on the grannies like the one that thinks IAM unstable. LMFAO. But if you want to be in the category suit yourself.

Like I care what you post about or what category you put me in. You’re funny. I think it’s pretty obvious that don’t see any of the trolls of this board. Just ask Treebranch.