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Originally Posted by CelticKitty
That's why you take a beautiful lady along. With the right combo, if they aren't dancing or on stage, you can always find one or two that will hang out with you even if you're broke, as long as you're fun! I know, I've tried it!
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Oh, Ah'm smart an' fun an' funny. But Ah'm also short, fat, ugly, an' whenst Ah gits eggscited, Ah starts ta sweat an' fer sum reeson it maiks meh smell kinda laik Hillshire Farms summ'r sausage. So, if'n Ah wuz thar wif a hawt filly laik yew, they winds up gittin' all tha rubbin', an' cuddlin' an' canoodlin' an' Ah winds up wif
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