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guest070311-3 · 09-18-2010, 11:43 AM

I alway make a point of draining the tank and washing my hands before the fun starts. I also drop the envelope in the bedroom before making my way to the bathroom in case she wants to sneak a peek and put her mind at ease. I always take a shower right before heading to an appointment, so if the shower is offered I just let her know at that point I am freshy scrubbed. No offense taken at the offer, though.

Garland_Bone · 09-19-2010, 03:02 PM

VNurse, now if you could just talk Dharma into getting a "loo" w/shower at her facility so I don't have to wander down the hall nekkid!

anita · 09-19-2010, 06:31 PM

If the lady asks if you would like to "take a shower"; she's telling you to get your sweaty stinky ass in the shower[/quote]

lol

pyramider · 09-20-2010, 08:03 PM

So now its okay to drop a deuce at an incall?

TexTushHog · 09-20-2010, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by pyramider

So now its okay to drop a deuce at an incall?

I was actually thinking along the same lines.

vnurse · 09-21-2010, 08:04 AM

Oh you guys!

I have had this happen but since my sessions don't take place IN the LOO, it doesn't matter to me...

A long time ago I remember reading a thread all about guys who "relieve themselves" at the incall. I guess being a nurse gives me a different perspective than most (or at least some).

I don't want anyone to come to visit and feel uncomfortable!

If you gotta go, you gotta go, right? Oops, did I just hijack my own thread?

guest043013-2 · 09-21-2010, 04:37 PM

If a shower is available, I want to know, cuz I will take advantage of it prior to session. In the world of YMMV, a fresh body is much more likely to travel further.

As far as a restroom break, I always feel that a lady is offering me a chance to relieve myself of anything that might later distract me from the task we plan to undertake.

Never have felt it was anything but being polite.

Traveler64 · 09-21-2010, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dodger

Personally, I prefer the traditional handoff where the hobby guy makes the provider sit on the floor and bark like dog while holding the donation over their head. Cracks me up, every time.

Unless of course she closes the door behind you, pins your back against the wall, pulls down your zipper and proceeds with act I. Now you may be holding the envelope over her head but I doubt you are laughing. And you certainly aren't thinking about the bathroom.