Grifts(gifts) for hookers?

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Dreamgurrl

I’m not sure about number 3 but all of these should be a basic standard.

There are fantastic clients at all price points just like there are terrible clients at all price points. Gifts don’t make the Client.

They are appreciated though!

Same applies to Hookers.

[Dreamgurrl]

Originally Posted by bambino

Same applies to Hookers.

DUH.
Absolutely, no argument there

Sincerely,
Hooker

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Dreamgurrl

DUH.
Absolutely, no argument there

Sincerely,
Hooker

DUH

Sincerely,

Genius

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by MorganOBM

I really like my Benz and my titties...

Are you saying a client gave you a Mercedes as a gift? And another paid for your boobs? Tell us more!

[bambino]

Originally Posted by lustylad

Are you saying a client gave you a Mercedes as a gift? And another paid for your boobs? Tell us more!

I think the boobs are real. And huge. Not sure about the Benz.

[chizzy]

Originally Posted by lustylad

Are you saying a client gave you a Mercedes as a gift? And another paid for your boobs? Tell us more!

My guess is she meant the boobs had a part in helping her buy the benz😜
But I could be wrong...

[MorganOBM]

Originally Posted by bambino

I think the boobs are real. And huge. Not sure about the Benz.

My boobs are enhanced since 2016 and yes they were paid for by a client. My car and most everything frivolous I own has been. Sorry I was so cryptic, I’ll be more direct. My boobs and my car are my favorite gifts that I have received. I don’t talk about that much but here I could care less because I don’t try to schedule. This isn’t my client base so I’m more open.

Gifts from clients aren’t rare at all, obviously it’s not something they just show up with and comes from a long term arrangement but they are still gifts from clients. I can count on one hand ever buying a gift for a client, so my point was that thread is unique. When I do something special it is always of the intangible nature.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by MorganOBM

My boobs are enhanced since 2016 and yes they were paid for by a client. My car and most everything frivolous I own has been. Sorry I was so cryptic, I’ll be more direct. My boobs and my car are my favorite gifts that I have received. I don’t talk about that much but here I could care less because I don’t try to schedule. This isn’t my client base so I’m more open.

Gifts from clients aren’t rare at all, obviously it’s not something they just show up with and comes from a long term arrangement but they are still gifts from clients. I can count on one hand ever buying a gift for a client, so my point was that thread is unique. When I do something special it is always of the intangible nature.

And here I always thought they were that size.

[MorganOBM]

LOL They were huge but I’m getting to be an old lady and I didn’t want them to be deflated so I got them a “little” bigger. I went from a J to an N cup. Most still think they are natural. There you go, buy your favorite hooker boobs....or Newports. Whatever you are feeling that day.

[bkfantasy]

Originally Posted by Dreamgurrl

I’m not sure about number 3 but all of these should be a basic standard.

There are fantastic clients at all price points just like there are terrible clients at all price points. Gifts don’t make the Client.

They are appreciated though!

I didn't mean to say that I am exceptional in any way by doing those things. That they should be the basic standard is exactly my point, because they are not any more. I am certain a good proportion of clients violate a lot of those standards because I KNOW large proportion of providers can't satisfy even one of them. And that's both clients and providers at all price points.

[MorganOBM]

Originally Posted by bkfantasy

I bring many gifts to my providers:

1. I arrive freshly showered and well dressed.
2. I arrive on time, every time.
3. I have the exact donation, in bills no larger than a $20.
4. I leave either exactly on time, or slightly before my time is up.
5. I never have an expectation that this is anything but an enjoyable business arrangement.
6. Because I understand #5, I don't bother them unless and until I am ready to book an appointment.
7. I always book at least 24 hours ahead of time.

Fuck all the other nonsense. Gifts lead to expectations. And expectations lead to disappointment.

Those are all just being a good client, which is of course appreciated. Gifts are never expected and most of my best clients will never directly give me one. That’s why I never post them on Twitter etc because I’d hate to make someone who gives me thousands think they are supposed to be bringing me gifts as well.

That being said, these are threads about gifts...... not being a good provider or client. My favorite small gift was probably this from a client that drove from Naples to visit in Fort Lauderdale...if you ever want to really impress a girl with chocolates order these lol. https://www.normanloveconfections.com

I hate small gifts like flowers or stuffed animals. I’m traveling, what am I supposed to do with them and how awkward is it if I leave them out during my next appointment?

[Dreamgurrl]

Originally Posted by MorganOBM

Those are all just being a good client, which is of course appreciated. Gifts are never expected and most of my best clients will never directly give me one. That’s why I never post them on Twitter etc because I’d hate to make someone who gives me thousands think they are supposed to be bringing me gifts as well.

That being said, these are threads about gifts...... not being a good provider or client. My favorite small gift was probably this from a client that drove from Naples to visit in Fort Lauderdale...if you ever want to really impress a girl with chocolates order these lol. https://www.normanloveconfections.com

I hate small gifts like flowers or stuffed animals. I’m traveling, what am I supposed to do with them and how awkward is it if I leave them out during my next appointment?

One thread is about gifts and one is someone trolling, but you’re absolutely right!

I agree small gifts like flowers and nick-nacks while traveling are not ideal. I just had this conversation with a client last week!

Setting boundaries is important which is why the other thread was asking about gifts that a Client can take home without raising suspicion. Or if they would prefer to not have any gifts, knowing that is great because it avoids me spending energy thinking about it and them having to say no thank you.

Intangible surprises/gifts are easy, they are men after all. Lol

Also, sometimes it’s nice to have some positive discourse around here instead of all of the toxicity.

[MorganOBM]

Yes, I found your thread unique and interesting and his a generic mockery but oh well.... accidentally he brought forth a fact that we receive many gifts. Even the little things like a Starbucks in the morning (I drink it faster than Tito’s in 2019 ) are nice thoughts. I don’t know how many flowers and teddy bears have met their demise at rest areas over the years.

[lustylad]

Originally Posted by lustylad

Are you saying a client gave you a Mercedes as a gift?

Originally Posted by MorganOBM

I’ll be more direct. My boobs and my car are my favorite gifts that I have received.

I'm impressed. Who knew Bobby R. could be so generous? Hope it's not a loaner lol.

[MorganOBM]

Originally Posted by lustylad

I'm impressed. Who knew Bobby R. could be so generous? Hope it's not a loaner lol.

Who in the fuck are you and what in the fuck are you talking about? I should gauge my opinion on the face that you’ve posted 15k times and have seen 8 women. Maybe you think you know who I am but you obviously have no idea.