You know you're a provider when...

[coefficient]

When for whatever reason your volume is down and you pass by a more attractive chick in public and get a combined feeling of jealousy and wonder consume you like "I bet she's the reason my numbers are down"

[coefficient]

you're a college co-ed aged provider, have been slacking off in a class and is on the verge of failing a non-prority course while its approaching the drop deadline, and the thought of sleeping with your 50+ year old professor in exchange for a passing grade comes to mind and isn't much of a bad idea and you'd 100% go with it if he's down.

[Dad]

You know you're a provider when... You hangup on coefficient!

[coefficient]

When walking in public check out guys and immediately determine each's potential YMMV status.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Lol

[angelinadream]

Your buying shoes/ boots....you look in the little shoes mirror to see how they look on your feet........Then you look for a big mirror to see how they look next to your ears....You ask the sales guy "Do these make my ears look funny?"

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Raphael

This one's an insight into the provider's life...

Thanks. BTW, butt pirates rule!

[Brooke Wilde]

Little Red Robin used to come up with the funniest "you know you are a provider when" replies.

I miss her.

[Dad]

While in "session" with your SO, you answered your mobile phone and told the caller you will be ready in 15 minutes.

[Raphael]

Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Thanks. BTW, butt pirates rule!

Sinking ships, certainly...

[GeoEgo]

Your buying shoes/ boots....you look in the little shoes mirror to see how they look on your feet........Then you look for a big mirror to see how they look next to your ears....You ask the sales guy "Do these make my ears look funny?"

Looooooooooooooooooool

[caramelqtee mila]

When the history on your email reads
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[caramelqtee mila]

When you 5 Johns,3 Bobs,4 Bills,and 2 James in your Contacts in your phone and you have to put something after the names to distinguish which is which.

[coefficient]

When up for a review/promotion at your regular job something in the back of your mind wishes there was a message board where you can do a search on and read your reviews

[futile]

When you started hosting dinner for SO 10 in the morning