Manti Te’o...

[Hawkeye9]

I wonder if his facebook status was, in a relationship!
actually facebook should create a new one now, in a pretend relationship!!

[TheDon]

Not sure how many teams want to draft a gay dude.

[Space Cowboy]

^^^That is fucking retarded

By sheer statistics alone, each team has 1-3 homosexuals.

Granted, if he did do it, his credibility takes a huge hit & his psychiatric state is called into question, but it only takes one team to draft him. Shit, the broncos used their 1st round pick on a QB with no actual QB talent...but I digress.

[Trey]

I kinda think he is gay too. It would explain the situation. He could come out I'm sure that would make the media forgive him. He will then be drafted and be the Tebow of next season.

[Guest021824]

I am sure someone already knew about his ass. Can you imagine the cluster fuck if he would have won the Heisman.............

Johnny Football's little fuck ups on facebook/twitter is looking minor compared to this dipshit...

[TheDon]

This story would have been sooooo much better had Teo won the Heisman. Would have been the best story in the history of sports.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by trey

I got 5k and no love

Isn't he supposed to get drafted this year? May want to wait a year if they don't kick him out of school

Na, if he has a good combine this thing will not affect is draft.

[jstone420]

I agree a good combine this want matter

[BBWrider]

There are some teams who make a big deal out of character issues who now I doubt would touch him with a 10' pole. Texans for example. The Bengals, Eagles on the other hand would not hesitate so I think it depends.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Hawkeye9

I wonder if his facebook status was, in a relationship!
actually facebook should create a new one now, in a pretend relationship!!

I've made up pretend boyfriends before, but usually it's to drive dipshits away!:

http://blogs.montrealgazette.com/201...ry-girlfriend/

The bizarre story of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o and his imaginary girlfriend Lennay Kekua, who “died” from leukemia last fall, has left a lot of people shaking their heads in disbelief.

It has also been a goldmine for comedy writers.

Not surprisingly, the Late Show With David Letterman came up with the Top 10 signs you have an imaginary girlfriend:

10. You describe her to friends as “a non-descript female with eyes and hair.”

9. Photo of girlfriend looks suspiciously like Sun-Maid raisin lady.

8. You keep referring to her in the first person.

7. Have a patent pending for a machine that gives you a hickey.

6. Someone says, “Tell me about your girlfriend,” you say, “Hmm, let me think of something.”

5. Your imaginary friend is dating her sister.

4. Everyone can tell you’re arguing on the phone with Siri.

3. She’s never upset when you forget her imaginary birthday.

2. Always pressuring you to pretend to buy engagement ring.

1. Said she’s too shy to meet your friends - your family - and you. tff

Letterman added: “In (Te’o's) defence, Brent Musburger said she was really hot.”

From Conan O’Brien: ”It could open up an entirely new branch of Fantasy Football.”

And from Jay Leno: ”They were calling this the biggest hoax at Notre Dame since they were ranked No. 1 in the nation.”



Doing some research: http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/ What da fuq? Whoever uses this should have an L cattle branded on their forehead.



smdh... Whatda fuq man?

[Pyle1]

Whatever, get this guy on your fantasy football team, he will kick ass.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Hawkeye9

I wonder if his facebook status was, in a relationship!
actually facebook should create a new one now, in a pretend relationship!!

I've made up pretend boyfriends before, but usually it's to drive dipshits away!:

http://blogs.montrealgazette.com/201...ry-girlfriend/

The bizarre story of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o and his imaginary girlfriend Lennay Kekua, who “died” from leukemia last fall, has left a lot of people shaking their heads in disbelief.

It has also been a goldmine for comedy writers.

Not surprisingly, the Late Show With David Letterman came up with the Top 10 signs you have an imaginary girlfriend:

10. You describe her to friends as “a non-descript female with eyes and hair.”

9. Photo of girlfriend looks suspiciously like Sun-Maid raisin lady.

8. You keep referring to her in the first person.

7. Have a patent pending for a machine that gives you a hickey.

6. Someone says, “Tell me about your girlfriend,” you say, “Hmm, let me think of something.”

5. Your imaginary friend is dating her sister.

4. Everyone can tell you’re arguing on the phone with Siri.

3. She’s never upset when you forget her imaginary birthday.

2. Always pressuring you to pretend to buy engagement ring.

1. Said she’s too shy to meet your friends - your family - and you. tff

Letterman added: “In (Te’o's) defence, Brent Musburger said she was really hot.”

From Conan O’Brien: ”It could open up an entirely new branch of Fantasy Football.”

And from Jay Leno: ”They were calling this the biggest hoax at Notre Dame since they were ranked No. 1 in the nation.”



Doing some research: http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/ What da fuq? Whoever uses this should have an L cattle branded on their forehead.



smdh... What da fuq man?

[kerwil62]

So his ass got played by an imaginary chick for three years? Is this what all this shit about??

I'm not understanding why this is such a big thing.

[likingthekitty]

I think his only problem is being extremely naive. Unless of course he actually is gay. Then he has a whole set of problems in his future. I don't think he is gay, but we will see.

[sensualsanaa]

The more details that emerge about the story the harder I laugh. I mean, how do you fall in complete live with someone and never see them once?! No skype, no ovoo, no facetime, no ichat? Nothing! Your gf is dying from cancer and she STILL refuses to meet you? Its so ridiculous! But what do I know, maybe Te'o leads a really busy lifr so he can't be bothered with frivolous details like who he's dating and their true gender...