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Originally Posted by DallasRain
Not as glamorous as yall gals...but they seem to appreciate it anyways
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Guys go to providers to have attention paid to them in one way or the other. Here is what you need for my Bday party:
1. Decorate the room using the free hotel toilet paper for streamers
2. Put a bra or panties on your head to greet me at the door (lol)
3. A cheap ass pizza
4. Have some twinkies, dingdongs or Ho-Ho's for cake
5. Screw my brains out.
6. Give me a BBBBJ (BareBack Birthday BlowJob)
7. Don't ask me what I want to do, you already know, just let me sit/lay back and have you spoil the hell out of me, mmmmmmmmmmmmm :-)
#1, #2,#3, and #4 aren't even necessary because I would be fine just eating you instead of store or restaurant bought food.
![Grin](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/grin.gif)
With this list I would be as happy as if you took me out and bought me dinner because you are doing what I want from a woman, to make me seem like I'm special to you and you don't have to spend money to make me feel special.
Hmmm, I always knew I was Easy, I guess i'm cheap too.