Non me-ism Thread of Topics I've Pondered

[Guest030911]

Originally Posted by CanDo01

A. Should I go back to my old avatar because my current avatar is creepy and is scaring away providers? Do avatars matter? Yes. People infer a lot from avatars. I have noticed different attitudes towards people based on their avatar.

B. Do providers like kissing me after I’ve eaten popcorn? I was looking for a super hot session after I see the Eclipse of the Twilight Saga. Is popcorn a nuisance? Brushing and flossing go a long way. However, the "butter" from the popcorn makes a workable lobe in an emergency.

C. How can I make myself as cool as Neotek and how do I turn my place into a ninja kitties dojo? Enough said Be oneself and be content with that and cool comes as a byproduct.

D. How do I get fubar’s seventh sense of pimp detecting? My senses only go as far as a sixth sense where I can sense when squirrels are depressed. We have weekend seminars for only $795. We take cash in advance.

E. I think the Mods should hand out PWI’s, do you? That would eliminate a lot of interesting posts...

F. Can my ATF be someone else’s ATF and still be considered my ATF and how would the provider look at her ATF status from the hobbyists who look at her as an ATF if her ATF hobbyist has a different ATF especially from who I consider my ATF? It could get complicated. Stay in the moment.. Use the force. Fuck... not be.... lease.... do not buy....

Please get hammered and respond back after texting your ATF about how much you dig her.

[guest010712]

Originally Posted by tracibrooks

C. Well, first you have to come up with an equally impressive handle. After all, even those that know nothing about him or his handle are impressed by the fact that it reminds us of the Matrix (and who doesn't love Neo?) and it ends in that super sexy hard K. Consonants are very masculine. Ask the Russians. Also, he has the ninja kitties dojo. That's a level of awesomeness all on its own, my friend.

Haha...sweet! I guess it also helps since I am actually Russian.

I have nothing to say about neotek, i haven't gotten an invite to see him......i sensed i said something to offend him at one of the gatherings.

lisa: Nah...you and I are cool. You didn't do anything. But you did make me laugh at our first gathering when you told me you thought I was black.

[Black Sedan]

Originally Posted by tracibrooks

*Looks up at Black Sedan with doe eyes*

I just LOVE douchy, narrow-minded tools! Can I be your ATF? :P

Ahhh, biting sarcasm. But what about my stable of ATF's already?! And then can I be your ATF? What achieving that ultimate rank: BHE (Best Hobbyist Ever!!!) What about your WK? We can make it an all-out OMGWKATFBHEBBQ?

[Guest062912]

Originally Posted by Black Sedan

Ahhh, biting sarcasm. But what about my stable of ATF's already?! And then can I be your ATF? What achieving that ultimate rank: BHE (Best Hobbyist Ever!!!) What about your WK? We can make it an all-out OMGWKATFBHEBBQ?

Lol! Ok! I forfeit and declare myself defeated. You are a master of sarcasm and biting wit, sir. Well played. :P

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by tracibrooks

A. Yes. I feel repressed just looking at it. Personally, I judge a hobbyist quite harshly on his avatar choice. After all, it speaks volumes about his personality, intelligence quotient, and penis size. Your current avatar tells me that you are clearly above average in that second qualifier, but seriously deficient in the first and third. And, as we all know, size does matter.

That was extremely clever and I needed a chuckle today. Thank you. Traci, you should start a whole thread and offer to "interpret" avatars of all the visitors to the thread--it would be a blast.

[DFK Hunter]

Originally Posted by Neotek

Haha...sweet! I guess it also helps since I am actually Russian.

lisa: Nah...you and I are cool. You didn't do anything. But you did make me laugh at our first gathering when you told me you thought I was black.

Neo, maybe she was thinking you were a Black Russian?

Originally Posted by tracibrooks

A. Yes. I feel repressed just looking at it...

You feel repressed by the "Great Leader Kim" hailing a taxi?

[lisa.lisa0302]

Lmao! Well i wasn't disappointed with what i saw.

CanDO did you get laid? i need details

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by tracibrooks;324213A. Yes. I feel repressed just looking at it. Personally, I judge a hobbyist quite harshly on his avatar choice. After all, it speaks [I

volumes[/I] about his personality, intelligence quotient, and penis size. Your current avatar tells me that you are clearly above average in that second qualifier, but seriously deficient in the first and third. And, as we all know, size does matter.

uh oh. Avatar equates to penis size? oops

[DFK Hunter]

Originally Posted by pyramider

uh oh. Avatar equates to penis size? oops

Males cats will have sex up to 18 times in a hour... LOL!

[Caliban]

Nice, quirky post CanDo01!

Traci: Love your response. Looks like your verbal skills are at least as good as your BCD skills, if not better. :-)

[guest010712]

Caliban, ya fecker...! Change that avatar right away! So not right, dude!

[SweetAterPie]

Avatar suggestions,

[T-Can]

Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

CanDO did you get laid? i need details

No. Maybe it's because of my avatar

I will change my avatar as soon as I find one suitable for my personality.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........maybe , just maybe, I could start another thread asking what I should change my avatar to and put the spotlight back on me!


I'm glad some of y'all liked this thread.

[lisa.lisa0302]

I love it .........thanks for the chuckle

Originally Posted by SweetAterPie

Avatar suggestions,

[Randall Creed]

Yep. Dump the avatar because it's saying that a piece of shit, war mongering dirtbag who starves his people is cool on some level when he's not...on any level.