How many bad providers have you seen.....
And EXCUSE ME SIR....I only order steak dinners FOR ME...makes for a good meal after Mr.Hobbyist lays me hours and hours....I DESERVE A STEAK DINNER DAMNIT
Just kidding
I don't order steak dinners. And come to think of it, I BOUGHT my own meal, the last time I was in the area....
Email me your number...been too long since we last chatted privately. I gotta feeling you got some good ho stories for me.
Lisa
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Originally Posted by gimme_that
A providers ideal date:
1. A client that cums quick with a low sex drive and only has one nutt with no msog like Lance Armstrong.
2. A client who is as hairless as a chia pet with no water.
3. A client who supports the theme "It is all about what she can get for as little effort as possible." All missionary/lay on my back sex positions if she can.....for less effort and work.
4. A client who uses the same wash towel and drying towel again so she can stay stocked for the high volume after you leave.
5. A client that will do a dinner date......but also buy an extra steak plate for her kid (or boyfriend) at home.
6. A client who tips simply cause she allowed you to stick it in and touch her. No extra curriculars for extra pay are needed.
7. A client that has a sex addiction, but prefers regulars.
8. A client with a penis well below average length and width so her money maker won't be as blown out when she retires.
9. Preferably white......but if black. More "all lives matter" black than "black lives matter" black.
10. An older client who uses viagra who wants a multihour or overnight to relive his youth is permissable. The older client who abide to her prearranged "hands off sleep time." A younger client who doesn't need said chemical helpers with a lot of stamina however who just wants to snugglefuck all night is strictly a no and prohibited.......
11. Etc.......
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