Oxymorons

[KCQuestor]

I think some of you don't *quite* understand what an oxymoron is...

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[normalguy21]

I got a speeding ticket in my speed boat .

The DNR officer stopped me at the lake where there was no horsepower restriction are a speed limit and told me that i was speeding in my speed boat .

The boat a Sanger 18 ft jet boat that weighed 2100 pounds had a 468 CID big block chevy with 550 HP with another 250 HP NOX kit on it a berkley out drive with a jetovator .

I had made a run a 5am when nobody was on the lake are around at all.

A asshole a sleep in the cove in his bass boat informed the DNR officer that i swamped his boat

Thus a speeding ticket in a speed boat .

Guess what ?

The boat was registered to the judge of the district we were in whom owned it before whom i know rather well . He didnt care it was still in his name .

so the day came to go to court and what do you think came about about me speeding in the JUDGES speed boat ?

[normalguy21]

I forgot to mention my favorite,

Drive on the Parkway and park on the drive way ,
Yep
Park on the drive way ,

[KCQuestor]

"Driveway" literally means the "way to get to where you can drive". The "parkway" is a "way to get out of the city to where the parks are". Both terms make perfect sense. Neither one is an oxymoron.

[normalguy21]

Department of motor vehicles ,

Motors are electric ,

Internal combustion ENGINE

majority of cars on the road that are internal combustion engines vs electric

Needs to be the dept of engines

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