Where's the

[scooter]

in the Oval office...

signed Bill

[SoFonda]

In a Men's Restroom in a hospital. In a courtroom waiting for the jury to return.

[2wheels2fun]

In the butt. (obscure game show reference)

[TechOne]

On top of city water tower in Austin, Texas...spotlighted by 3 or 4 huge spots! Even got a mention on the front page of the newspaper!

On a homemade river raft, floatin' down the Cumberland river in Eastern Kentucky in the Appalachian Mountains, in front of spectators!

[willro]

When I was in college, I once had sex on the football field in the center of the stadium. Now when I see that stadium during a game, and thousands of people are in the stands, I always think about that spot on the field.

[Guest032112]

In the movie theatre during "The Sound of Music". Adds a whole new dimension to the song "Climb Every Mountain"!

[Jaleh]

Originally Posted by Pamelatoo

And then Band Camp.....

Really?? Did we make the tubas flare when I came?

[trubrit]

This wasn't true sex, more like dry humping except for the fact we were in salt water.

In the Mediiterranean Sea while on vacation in Majorca. I was teaching a girl I had met how to swim. I was supporting her while she was practicing the breast stroke (I was doing some breast and pubic bone stroking at the same time). When I removed my hands, she swam away a short distance, stopped and placed her feet back on the bottom. My "periscope" was up and looking as she came back to me so excited about her accomplishment. She put her arms around my neck and jumped wrapping her legs around my waist landing on top of "you know what." She started moving and all was going good until I got greedy and tried to move the restricting clothing. Not here, was the response. She jumped off and went back to the beach. I swam around for a while to allow shrinkage. Unfortunately, we never did connect despite my attempts. Hell, what can I say, I was young and the hormones were working overtime.

[Lacey Companion]

Ooooh, reading these has gotten me soooo excited. Mmmmmnumnum, think I'll read em again.

[Lonesome]

#1 - Purple Palace in Memphis.....packed house due to a featured performer, Kathy Willets.....while all eyes were on center stage, a young lady got on her knees and performed a bj at my table. I thought it was sex at the time, cause this was before I learned from our President that a bj is NOT sex. I was lucky to have not been arrested, even though Memphis was pretty wild at the time.

#2 - Rick's Tally-Ho in Vegas.....started as a lap dance in open area.....she raised up my shorts and exposed junior, I thought maybe she was gonna give me a bj, but she mounted me cowgirl style. After a few strokes, she got off and told me to take her to a private booth to finish.....it was then too late to backout, at whatever cost for private. As soon as we got there and she closed the curtain, she mounted again and rode until I was ready to pop, then got off and let me finish in her mouth. That time, I was lucky to have not gotten a STD or worse. It was great fun at the time, but very stressful for the next few weeks until I gave in went for the first time ever to be tested for STD/HIV.

These occurences happened quite a few years ago, before I learned a session with an Independent Provider is much better, safer, and 100% sucessful, whereas many hours and much $$$ can be spent in a strip club with nothing but blueballs to show for it.