Just my luck, got to take it easy for a bit

[Tony Gambino]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6O2ncUKvlg

[tortpicker]

Originally Posted by Billogoods

Try "Honey, I'm such an ass. I got you the card and stuck it in my back pocket, so you wouldn't see it in my wallet. I must have dropped it at the grocery store when I went to buy your tampons. I'm sorry. I wanted to surprise you.
Oh, and dinner will be ready in about 10 minutes. Let me get you some more wine.
[From the kitchen] Did the new 'Vette drive okay? Do you like the color?"

That's awesome!

[Guest050117]

Oh I take full responsibility and not blaming no one. I live by the sword and I'll die by the sword. At first she thought the VS chick was the side chick. After I made it clear she wasn't she wanted to know who the card was for. So I told I have a fetish of watching couples getting it on. That their is a couple I watch on skype and they do things for me. I told her as a token of my appreciation I give gift cards. She wasn't expecting that so the thought of a side chick went away for now. Overall I thought I had my tracks covered and wasn't expecting this event but it is what it is.

[TinMan]

So, did you go with that story because you put the gift card on your credit card, and she was liable to check the bill? That's the only reason I can think of to admit to purchasing the card.

Another lesson in always thinking two steps ahead in this game. Sorry you got screwed by the VS girl.

That's why I only buy booze as a gift. I can always fall back on "I'm a secret day drinker" if all else fails.

[Guest050117]

Yea I just went with that story cause she knew something was up. It's kinda of the truth I do watch a couple on skype at times. I do have a watching fetish. I also thought maybe if I told her those things she might open up a bit but no chance lol as far as looking at the bank statements, I don't do the whole share account thing. She understands I make the money I pay the bills and that's that. Your definitely right it was a lesson learn I'm probably just go back to give cash gifts.

[Chung Tran]

interesting angle.. a convincing enough tale that you weren't getting tail on the side, but.. outing yourself as a Pervert, LOL.. and hoping she would take the hint and explore group encounters.

I think your ability to tell the story you did, suggests she already knows of your non-mainstream sexual proclivities. and it's all good, because she probably would have left already otherwise.

[johnnypaycheck]

When i ever i get my side bitches cards at VS.. i always get the SO one too..

[Stevensegal]

Damn....