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Old 11-12-2010, 08:00 AM   #16
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Is ________ your real name?

How many guys do you see?

How many money do you make?

Do we REALLY need the condom?
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Old 11-12-2010, 08:21 AM   #17
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Sorry, I have to cancel.
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Old 11-12-2010, 02:03 PM   #18
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I'm sorry." your pussy stinks"
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Old 11-12-2010, 02:18 PM   #19
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According to today's exchange rate, that is a fat tip too.
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Old 11-12-2010, 02:37 PM   #20
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Will You Have My Baby?

Do Condoms Have Expiration Dates?

. . .and these two go together:

Do You Give Green Discounts?
I Used A Recycled Condom.
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Old 11-12-2010, 03:06 PM   #21
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donation? I thought we were on a different LEVEL ??!!??
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Old 11-12-2010, 03:49 PM   #22
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I cant seem to cum.
Can I stay another hour?
wont kill you to swallow.
Can you make it tighter
Did I say to stop?
Can I bring a friend/buddy?
I cant get enough greek!
Can we shoot a video?
Are those your real breasts?
how about round number five?
Will you take a check?
Is your ----- sore yet?
I took TWO viagra today!
Just ignore that little rash.
Could you scratch my ass?
It always smells/tastes like that.
You sound/look/act like my wife/girlfriend.
Buy one, get one free?
Would you like a boyfriend?
Are you having your period?
My doctor says it's curable.
You're my third date today!
Go ahead, pull my finger!
I always bring 5 condoms!
Is your mom a provider?
Can I tie you up?
You need a larger menu.
Mind if I bite you?
Oops, got the wrong hole.
May I take a nap?
and...
I promise not to c.i.m. !
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Old 11-12-2010, 05:16 PM   #23
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"I think your toilet's broken."

"You have the right to...."

"Didn't we date in highschool?"

"My squad commander recommended you."
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Old 11-13-2010, 02:15 PM   #24
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you have a big pussy.
your boobs really sag alot
nice hair on your ass
please go wipe your ass
I need my money back
the toilet will not flush
can you pop that pimple?
the scab will go away
you look a little cheesy
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Old 11-13-2010, 03:56 PM   #25
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"Since I call you once a month, you should lower the rate for me because I'm loyal..." Lol, No!
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Old 11-13-2010, 06:10 PM   #26
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hi... my name is... bubbajay
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Old 11-13-2010, 06:12 PM   #27
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I promise not to c.i.m. !
i hate to be a stickler...but that is 7 words, sir
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Old 11-13-2010, 08:37 PM   #28
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4th shot on goal ok? BEEN ASKED A VARIATION OF
one more time in butt
swallow twice in an hour? BEEN ASKED
my buddy finish my hour?
would you take a check? BEEN ASKED
you look older and fatter
i didn't shower yet today HEARD IT
my cum tastes great right HEARD IT
ass to mouth on menu?
you really like facials right? HEARD A VARIATION OF
I fuck your roomate instead?
ran into your parents outside
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I cant seem to cum. HEARD IT
Can I stay another hour? BEEN ASKED
wont kill you to swallow.
Can you make it tighter
Did I say to stop? HEARD A VARIATION OF
Can I bring a friend/buddy? HEARD IT
I cant get enough greek! HEARD IT
Can we shoot a video? HEARD IT
Are those your real breasts?
how about round number five?
Will you take a check? again...BEEN ASKED
Is your ----- sore yet? BEEN ASKED
I took TWO viagra today! HEARD IT
Just ignore that little rash.
Could you scratch my ass? BEEN ASKED
It always smells/tastes like that.
You sound/look/act like my wife/girlfriend. HEARD IT
Buy one, get one free? BEEN ASKED
Would you like a boyfriend? BEEN ASKED
Are you having your period?
My doctor says it's curable.
You're my third date today!
Go ahead, pull my finger!
I always bring 5 condoms!
Is your mom a provider?
Can I tie you up? BEEN ASKED
You need a larger menu.
Mind if I bite you? BEEN ASKED
Oops, got the wrong hole.
May I take a nap? BEEN ASKED A VARIATION OF
and...
I promise not to c.i.m. !
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hi... my name is... bubbajay
That is cute...
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Old 11-14-2010, 02:32 PM   #29
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Does Tia travel to Dallas?

(hey, that's five words!)
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Old 11-15-2010, 08:40 AM   #30
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My wife found your number.
Does your daughter provide also?
Can I bring my gerbil?
Am I your best client?
You're the worst ho ever.
Do you do bare back?
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