Things that you hate when having a sexy time

[Keyhole Arc Blow]

Originally Posted by Riverstud

Teeth scraping during oral, that shit hurts!

This is about the only thing I could complain about as far as physical stuff that I can think of.

A bit of playful biting/nibbling could be fun, but teeth scraping especially when it seems like shes bobbing her head up and down at 100 miles an hour is no fun.

[firststick]

I was overnighting with my girl on Okinawa. We had been drinking and doing our thing the first time. She was holding and kissing my dick. She told me it was really nice and then nipped a tiny bite out of my knob. I really did not like that.

[Guest062715-3]

Originally Posted by firststick

I was overnighting with my girl on Okinawa. We had been drinking and doing our thing the first time. She was holding and kissing my dick. She told me it was really nice and then nipped a tiny bite out of my knob. I really did not like that.

Ahhh!!!! Scary! I got a bad visual of Lorena Bobbitt...

[firststick]

Originally Posted by Belladonna Whispers

Ahhh!!!! Scary! I got a bad visual of Lorena Bobbitt...

She was so solly. She then loved me long time.

[Guest062715-3]

Originally Posted by firststick

She was so solly. She then loved me long time.

Well that's good Lol... always got to repair the damage ;-)

[firststick]

Originally Posted by Belladonna Whispers

Well that's good Lol... always got to repair the damage ;-)

I was a 20 year old sgt. She repaired it one more time and then again in the morning.

You look like you could repair an old soldier yourself.

[NTFunGuy]

Originally Posted by Belladonna Whispers

I hate being in mish and having sweat dripped on me >.< gross!

Awww man. I guess that rules me out. Not that I would drip sweat in your face, but I love it when it gets hot, heavy, and sweaty. Bodies sliding around together.

[NTFunGuy]

Originally Posted by Devon Derriere

When he asks me to lick his ass and he has toilet paper wads hanging...

Ok. Now that is just wrong in so many ways. I guess some people just don't believe in showering before meeting up. I was always under the impression that both parties should be fresh and clean.

[Guest062715-3]

Originally Posted by firststick

I was a 20 year old sgt. She repaired it one more time and then again in the morning.

You look like you could repair an old soldier yourself.

Just servin' my country sir!

[Guest062715-3]

Originally Posted by NTFunGuy

Awww man. I guess that rules me out. Not that I would drip sweat in your face, but I love it when it gets hot, heavy, and sweaty. Bodies sliding around together.

Lol Idk, sometimes it bothers me more than others.

[rotciescorts]

Originally Posted by Bigh1955

Yeap, but not quite as bad as your partner farting during oral sex! I hate that

in 69 position, i must say.

[Zhivago52]

Hobby related sexy times:

- Knock on the door from her driver.
- Running and spitting while still in the throes.
- Visits from her sister to bring her something shortly after I arrive.
- Phone calls.
- Hurrying me out before the hour is up before her next appt.

Those were in my early hobby days. I'm more careful these days and have managed to avoid such drama.

Real life:

- The tease who doesn't finish what she starts.
- Cop shining a flashlight into the car whilst en flagrante delicto.

[ElisabethWhispers]

This has only happened a few times with me, but when it's happened, it's been a real drag.

I'm just starting to really get into the moment and the person that I'm with. And then I realize something just isn't quite right. Sometimes, you just don't see this immediately.

But the guy is inebriated or worse. Then, even if he's being nice, things aren't working right. And they're NOT going to work right. And it's awkward.

We're not on the same plane and I don't wish to be there with him. So it's rarely a situation that works out well.

Again, this is rare. But even while drinking, unless you're with someone and you're drinking together, being with an escort and going there half drunk just isn't the best way to get good value for your time.

My thoughts, only.

Interesting topic!

Elisabeth

[heinz5710]

Originally Posted by Zhivago52

Hobby related sexy times:

- Knock on the door from her driver.
- Running and spitting while still in the throes.
- Visits from her sister to bring her something shortly after I arrive.
- Phone calls.
- Hurrying me out before the hour is up before her next appt.

Those were in my early hobby days. I'm more careful these days and have managed to avoid such drama.

Real life:

- The tease who doesn't finish what she starts.
- Cop shining a flashlight into the car whilst en flagrante delicto.

How about this one. The lady wants to up the price because she says you have a wedding ring on and then she finishes with "I hope you had a good time because I didn't!" Of course I was young and foolish and thinking with the wrong head. Obviously the lady didn't want to be there even after both of us were naked and in a massage parlor. At the time, every massage parlor in town was a brothel. Today I think things are different in Houston. LE has forced many a parlor to close and relocate. Independents do well. A man should do his homework first. If the lady isn't full service, that should be obvious from the beginning.

[Zhivago52]

heinz: Good observations. Age does not equal maturity, professionalism or class. Cannot emphasize enough that research really pays off.