Will "Man-Scaping" or Hygiene get us better service Ladies?

[Alyssa Marie]

Originally Posted by Jillian Price

Yes times infinity! I, somewhat recently, have had two "gentlemen" come to my incall, ask to use the restroom, urinate with the door open (and I mean WIDE open, not just a crack), and the come out without washing their hands or themselves. They were also offended that I would not put my mouth on it. Why didn't I just wipe them down, you ask? They are grown men. They should have manners. I shower and clean myself before every appointment. Why shouldn't they have to?!



**Edit** Manscaping- I can understand that if you are married and you don't normally manscape, it may make your wife suspicious. However, if you're not married please do so. I don't like flossing with your short & curlies.

JP - funny you mention that.. I always wonder why men don't wash their hands BEFORE they pee.

[Guest062114-5]

Of course, but if you're married and just come home one day waxed...that is a red flag, lol!

See, JP's note above.

Hence my suggestion to wait and make it all about her, lol.

[Guest100514]

Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie

JP - funny you mention that.. I always wonder why men don't wash their hands BEFORE they pee.

Lol. I guess they don't mind touching their privates with their grubby hands. Makes sense though. Or maybe it's just too much hand washing. I bet the most interesting man in the world has such clean hands he doesn't have to wash them before or after he pees. Now that's a man to look up to! Lol


**edit** Personally, I do not "woman-scape" for you. I do it for me. I prefer not to have a bunch of bushy itchiness in my undies. Plus, I feel it is easier to clean. Although I know hair's original purpose was to keep dirt away from these areas, that was when we didn't have things like underwear and feminine products to keep things "so fresh and so clean, clean" down there.

[FunInDFW]

Simple solution: hold it for me with your clean hands while I wash mine and pee at the same time.

Alternatively, just don't touch yourself at all since it already points away and down.

[Alyssa Marie]

Originally Posted by FunInDFW

Simple solution: hold it for me with your clean hands while I wash mine and pee at the same time.

Alternatively, just don't touch yourself at all since it already points away and down.

1) if I held it for you, I would make the most impressive pee artwork on the walls, ever!
2) yours might.

[Hercules]

Get yourself a Bro-zillian wax or better yet use Nair. Neither hurt....trust me.

[FunInDFW]

Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie

1) if I held it for you, I would make the most impressive pee artwork on the walls, ever!
2) yours might.

We could call them... PEEcasso's!

[Trill Jackson]

Well it's a good thing I do manscape...

It feels more clean and also more enjoyable because there's no hair getting in the way of the tongue, it's more sensitive shaven as well...

I've been doing it for a long time and it's just normal to me. Every girl I've been with liked it so I guess I'm doing somethin right.

[Boltfan]

In all seriousness Nair has a milder version out there. What I personally use when it is time.

[Tara Evans]

Nair has just come out with a new brand. Its a cocoa butter Nair spray. Its not like a lotion. You spray it in then wipe it off. Smells great to.

[RideFreeInTexas]

Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie

I always wonder why men don't wash their hands BEFORE they pee.

Sometimes we do, if we've been doing something that would get our hands dirty anyway. But regarding your comment about not washing hands after peeing at your place, I can't speak for everyone but before I see a lady I go through a ritual of shaving downstairs, face, chest and stomach (I'm not that hairy anyway, but might as well get it out of the way); showering while scrubbing downstairs very thoroughly; trimming eyebrows, nose hair, ear hair; putting on clean briefs and clothes; brush teeth and tongue; spraying a small spritz of cologne (usually they can't smell it unless they snuggle into my neck) and then I'm on my way with the A/C on in my car to make sure I don't sweat on the trip. So when I get there I am clean as a whistle. If I were to pee at your place I probably wouldn't wash my hands because A) my penis is probably cleaner than my hands anyway, B) I do not pee on my hands, not even close and C) if I were to wash my hands then there's that awkward decision of trying to decide which of your towels are clean and not just for display and if I'm going to insult you by using a towel without asking. That said, if it's a big deal to you then I would certainly not be offended (and I doubt any other guys would be either) if you said "I hope you don't mind, but could you please wash your hands before we begin? Feel free to use the XYZ (whichever) towel, it is clean and I put it there just for you." Any guy that cares about his cleanliness will be more than happy to accommodate you, most of us want you to be as happy and comfortable in the session as we are

[Guest020720]

I might have to try that Nair spray...

But yes, hairy balls are not pleasant to suck on.

You DO get more mileage with clean shaven areas.

Just a fact.

[Alyssa Marie]

Originally Posted by RideFreeInTexas

Sometimes we do, if we've been doing something that would get our hands dirty anyway. But regarding your comment about not washing hands after peeing at your place, I can't speak for everyone but before I see a lady I go through a ritual of shaving downstairs, face, chest and stomach (I'm not that hairy anyway, but might as well get it out of the way); showering while scrubbing downstairs very thoroughly; trimming eyebrows, nose hair, ear hair; putting on clean briefs and clothes; brush teeth and tongue; spraying a small spritz of cologne (usually they can't smell it unless they snuggle into my neck) and then I'm on my way with the A/C on in my car to make sure I don't sweat on the trip. So when I get there I am clean as a whistle. If I were to pee at your place I probably wouldn't wash my hands because A) my penis is probably cleaner than my hands anyway, B) I do not pee on my hands, not even close and C) if I were to wash my hands then there's that awkward decision of trying to decide which of your towels are clean and not just for display and if I'm going to insult you by using a towel without asking. That said, if it's a big deal to you then I would certainly not be offended (and I doubt any other guys would be either) if you said "I hope you don't mind, but could you please wash your hands before we begin? Feel free to use the XYZ (whichever) towel, it is clean and I put it there just for you." Any guy that cares about his cleanliness will be more than happy to accommodate you, most of us want you to be as happy and comfortable in the session as we are

I think this reply was meant more to JP, but since it was under my reply.. I'll make this comment - see my signature.
I always ask if a man wants to freshen up, "feel free to freshen up. There are clean towels and men's soap for you to use." They are clear as day to see which ones they are - the folded up towel with the folded in half wash cloth sitting on top of it. As for the soap? It says, "dove - men."

[filbone]

Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie

They are clear as day to see which ones they are - the folded up towel with the folded in half wash cloth sitting on top of it.

That's way too neat. I would never ruin your display by using it.

When it comes to towels in a woman's bathroom, nothing is obvious to men. It could say "Use this One" and we wouldn't touch it because it's embroidered. I always ask.

[Ms. Athena]

Less hair the more cock that goes in my mouth.........Slurp~~