Lost in Translation. Humorous texts

[london2012]

Originally Posted by BLM69

What about when you send a text and get a response 5-6 hours later? My balls are drained by then

All the time. I do realize that some ladies also have burner phones and they don't always have it with them, or on. Plus, some of them do work in RW.

However, i get a lot of responses back much much later, like usually between 10 pm and 3 am.

Never give out your personal primary number

[cinderbella]

Potential client with 3 okays texted me after exchanging messages on P411.

He asks me to text him my location/address on Sunday, appointment was for the following Thursday. I explained that I won't be texting that info, but I was polite and figured he may be sort of a newbie.

He texted me today, Monday to let me know he wasn't going to make it and had to cancel. I was nice about it, btw.

[Billogoods]

"So, something has come up. I'm not going to be able to meet last Thursday. Thought it best to give you the heads up. But, I was available on Monday, two weeks back. How does that work for you?"

[Gatsby.Hobbyist]

Originally Posted by london2012

Never give out your personal primary number

Yes, words to live by.

[Analeese]

These made my day....been so busy with rw job I haven't even had time to think of my lost in translation texts...

Hope y'all share some more...ive enjoyed this thread bunches..

Thanks Gatsby....

[Gatsby.Hobbyist]

Originally Posted by Analeese

These made my day....been so busy with rw job I haven't even had time to think of my lost in translation texts...

Hope y'all share some more...ive enjoyed this thread bunches..

Thanks Gatsby....

Thanks Analeese for the comments. Hope the "civilian" job is going well!

[corona]

Ditto, great thread and these are pretty damn funny. So easy to take stuff out of context or just not read a text correctly.

[Ravasher]

Sent by me on06-06-2017...I hope we can hang out very soon. When is good for you? What are your specials? I can write you a review.

Provider doesn't message me back until07-11-2017, with...Are you free this afternoon ????

[Analeese]

Originally Posted by Ravasher

Sent by me on06-06-2017...I hope we can hang out very soon. When is good for you? What are your specials? I can write you a review.

Provider doesn't message me back until07-11-2017, with...Are you free this afternoon ????

She was in need of money....

[Charlie Brown]

I arrived at her incall and text that I was there. I was right on time.

Her: " Can you give me 5 more minutes ? He's putting his pants on now and he's getting ready to leave. He's old. It took him a long time to cum " !

After rereading it about 3 times, I drove home laughing out loud !

[BLM69]

I have a better one for you guys, I met a BP whore out in Vegas years ago and we ended up going to her apartment that she was moving out off, we get done and leave, not even 3 minutes later she calls me and tells me that she's on her way, I let her know that I just left your apartment and to get her trick list in order, she hangs up on me and I start to crack up.

[Gatsby.Hobbyist]

Originally Posted by Analeese

She was in need of money....

Bet rent was due. Met a girl once a while back for BNG. Just like clockwork at end of the month, I get a text...Available sweetie? She is now blocked!

Originally Posted by Charlie Brown

I arrived at her incall and text that I was there. I was right on time.

Her: " Can you give me 5 more minutes ? He's putting his pants on now and he's getting ready to leave. He's old. It took him a long time to cum " !

After rereading it about 3 times, I drove home laughing out loud !

LMAO! Had a provider a few weeks back tell me she has a regular that is 80. She says he hardly ever cums. She mostly spends the hour rubbing his dick & balls. Enjoys the company of a younger lady more than anything. I'm not judging cuz I could be that guy in another 40 years!

Originally Posted by BLM69

I have a better one for you guys, I met a BP whore out in Vegas years ago and we ended up going to her apartment that she was moving out off, we get done and leave, not even 3 minutes later she calls me and tells me that she's on her way, I let her know that I just left your apartment and to get her trick list in order, she hangs up on me and I start to crack up.

Ha, had similar thing happen. I had a session & 2 hours later I get a text. "You on your way?" Before I had time to respond, she texts back "Sorry, disregard. Your number was right below his lol"

[Gatsby.Hobbyist]

I kid you not. Right after I posted my last post here, I get this PM & exchange. LMAO Guess we have to add PMs now to the list!! I was nice & X out the providers name...

Default Re: Interested
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatsby.Hobbyist
Quote:
Originally Posted by XXXX
Hey I was wondering if you were interested in meeting

Hi hun,
Thanks for reaching out. I live in Dallas & saw you're in Houston. Are you coming up here or something?


Oh I'm sorry I must have gotten confused.
Bummer

Take care
__________________
~XXXXX

[Gatsby.Hobbyist]

Oh snap! I realized I still have the text on my hobby phone from lady I wrote about above that I blocked. This was third text I got in subsequent months at the end of month I assumed because rent was due. All this after seeing her once for a BNG 4 months before. For your viewing pleasure...

Provider: hey sweetie, available?

Me: Sorry, I have meetings today & am booked solid.

Provider: Babe can you please come see me they are trying to kick me out and I have no where to go and no car have so much stuff in this room and no transportation..

Me: I'm sorry to hear that but I just can't.

Provider: Well, FUCK U!

Blocked. She's not on this board now anymore. thank god. It has been awhile now too. That taught me to only see professional & reputAble ladies with good reviews from then on.

Ok, I'm done. Sorry to be a thread whore

[AshleyKay of Dallas]

LOL wow.
I'll be the first to admit sometimes it gets hard to keep track of messages in different apps and separate phones and Google voice but I always double check before pressing send ! And no drunk hobby texting lol


Anyway love the thread!! Very entertaining