The ultimate goal is to get laid

[sofiaofhouston]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

LOL! I need to go back and add you to my funniest posters list!

Thank you BB

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by Wayward

sofia wants me I can tell, damn is she going to be surprised to see me again too. sofia can you say pillow biter?

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

Bring your own pillow. I don't want you ruining mine while you bite down real hard...on the pillow...

sofia that outfit is stunning, how many phone bills did it take to put it together? Oh and you just talked yourself out of lube... hope that doesn't "ruin it" and by it we are still talking about your ass right? Why would I let you bite on my pillow? That is just silly. We understand that you keep running out of condoms, but pillows... we have to remember to bring pillows too?

[DEAR_JOHN]

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

Thank you BB

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Brooke Wild stated that to Sofa King Fun.

Are you really this dense?

[AlexisSoftTouch]

[quote=sofiaofhouston;113997]

Originally Posted by AlexisSoftTouch

I'm not taking that from anyone. Aren't you retiring or is that the marketing ploy I heard you were trying....Is your menopause kicking in? i answer your post with information that may be of use to you yet you are always on "attacj mode"..If your so into massage and all that goes with....Peace within and so on why are you so angry all the time..? i would ask what you asked of me before which was "who lit her tampon om fire" but I fear your in your final stages...Try hormones to balance you out girl......Your always ready to charge at anything I post. nice to know you keep up with me though..

Oh come on now Sofia,, you are the one who likes to viciously attach other providers.. I thought I'd ride your ass and make sure you stay in line.. I was even nice and defended you in the agency thread, started by RR..
Okay,, now tell me,, where the hell did you get the idea I was retiring?? You can only wish,, huh???

Me angry??? Sweetie, you do not get my wicked sense of humor,, I thought of all things and you being European that you would get it.. lol Menopause,, hah,,, far from it,, luv!! I am 46 and a hot BBW MILF in the prime of my life.. I am multi-orgasmic and love to be sexually healed by all the gents.

Yes, yes, yes!!! I am all over the internet as the "Alexis Soft Touch BBW Goddess of Sacred Touch".. The internet, my websites, posting on pay escort sites and SHMBs like this make my living.. I have good reviews and photos everywhere,, I do well!! How about you though? You refuse to be all over the internet yet you post useless threADs on SHMBs all day long. Oh and you no longer take P411,, is this why you start all these endless threADs??

I don't need to hear from a agency madam about how my practice of massage should be. I am not a fake unlike you who chooses to use Reiki as a source of business. Sofia,, do you know what Reiki is? What degree of Reiki are you and your Ho's? Reiki is symbolism and hands on energy work and works through the same principals of hands on healing as Jesus Christ once used. You are bastardizing Reiki principals in your hooktard business.

Yes massage is peaceful and healing,, I have over 20 years of experience. I practice Tantra and sensual massage,, I have a website that describes my practice and I meet folks from all over the world,,,, this SHMB is not my only means of income unlike you who must post useless endless thread ads.. So,,,, let's set this straight now..

I tell you what baby girl,, I promise not to post on any more of your useless threADs in the future,,, and you promise to stay off mine,, how does that sound? It is no holds bar on other threads though. Touché pussy cat!!!

[pyramider]

Damn I need more popcorn.

AST, It would seem that you will not be posting on many threads if Sofia takes you up on your offer. I thinck I get your humor, but it may be the Taco Bell burritos talking to me.

[DEAR_JOHN]

[quote=AlexisSoftTouch;114905]

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

It is no holds bar on other threads though. Touché pussy cat!!!

CATFIGHT!

[Wayward]

Don't make me throw another possum.

[sofiaofhouston]

[quote=AlexisSoftTouch;114905]

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

Oh come on now Sofia,, you are the one who likes to viciously attach other providers.. I thought I'd ride your ass and make sure you stay in line.. I was even nice and defended you in the agency thread, started by RR..
Okay,, now tell me,, where the hell did you get the idea I was retiring?? You can only wish,, huh???

Me angry??? Sweetie, you do not get my wicked sense of humor,, I thought of all things and you being European that you would get it.. lol Menopause,, hah,,, far from it,, luv!! I am 46 and a hot BBW MILF in the prime of my life.. I am multi-orgasmic and love to be sexually healed by all the gents.

Yes, yes, yes!!! I am all over the internet as the "Alexis Soft Touch BBW Goddess of Sacred Touch".. The internet, my websites, posting on pay escort sites and SHMBs like this make my living.. I have good reviews and photos everywhere,, I do well!! How about you though? You refuse to be all over the internet yet you post useless threADs on SHMBs all day long. Oh and you no longer take P411,, is this why you start all these endless threADs??

I don't need to hear from a agency madam about how my practice of massage should be. I am not a fake unlike you who chooses to use Reiki as a source of business. Sofia,, do you know what Reiki is? What degree of Reiki are you and your Ho's? Reiki is symbolism and hands on energy work and works through the same principals of hands on healing as Jesus Christ once used. You are bastardizing Reiki principals in your hooktard business.

Yes massage is peaceful and healing,, I have over 20 years of experience. I practice Tantra and sensual massage,, I have a website that describes my practice and I meet folks from all over the world,,,, this SHMB is not my only means of income unlike you who must post useless endless thread ads.. So,,,, let's set this straight now..

I tell you what baby girl,, I promise not to post on any more of your useless threADs in the future,,, and you promise to stay off mine,, how does that sound? It is no holds bar on other threads though. Touché pussy cat!!!

Ride my ass. My back will break....I'm not that big....I saved you retirement advert....shall i post it? you TOLD certain people we both know well.....That gent has never seen you BCD, he has us...you have no idea what i do and why I do it.....for fun......

Did you know that Tantric massage is illegal in Texas? I think that's called "The Pot calling the kettle black'? no? I'm sure it is....As for Europeans having a sense of humor....What part of Europe do you speak of? And I do not ATTACH personal providers.....they attach themselves quite well where they need to...

Reiki- my answer to you...

I think you want me to be...

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[booker21]

[SofaKingFun]

Booker21, that image is all KINDS of fucked-up.

[auknowho]

What is this thread about???

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by booker21

I am sorry to quote a pic but that is a classic. Once just does not give it justice.


Now that is a f*cking WK if I ever saw one!

[Dstorm]

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

The ultimate goal is to get laid tomorrow. By an S.O or a provider...everyone is in an amorous mood and you may get an Extra from your SO or provider....Don't miss the chance..I know gents who only get Oral Or "other options" on special holidays....is anyone is this position with their S.O?

if you only get oral on a holiday....find a new female in your life

[Diabolo]

Originally Posted by auknowho

What is this thread about???

Who the fuck knows??? with all the thread-jacking going on, it gets confusing.

(isn't it funny that the OP is thread-jacking her own thread? un-fucking-believable!)

[Wayward]

The ultimate goal is to get laid

But the OP has run down more rabbit holes, than a rabid squirrel on... well something you can't post about here. It's enough to make you wish Htowner was here to throw a hairy nosed wombat at it.