When is a foooking strip club NOT a strip club ?

[TryWeakly]

Uh oh... I can see the ads now....

"quilting in all the right places"

it used to be called slim-thick or something like that..

good one

[tbone2u]

Yes sir.......it's similar to cottage cheese (large curd)

[Elmer Fudge]

Onyx is open, buckwilds is open and tomorrow polekatz is open. I'm pretty sure all the others will soon say to hell with it and open as well. No club wants to be left behind the curve.

[TryWeakly]

Originally Posted by tbone2u

Yes sir.......it's similar to cottage cheese (large curd)

Yep. Butt even small curd give me the heeebies.....ijs

[TryWeakly]

Originally Posted by Elmer Fudge

Onyx is open, buckwilds is open and tomorrow polekatz is open. I'm pretty sure all the others will soon say to hell with it and open as well. No club wants to be left behind the curve.

And especially since they now qualify for guvmnt $

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

And especially since they now qualify for guvmnt $

Is that in the Pelosi Bill? SOBs with SBAs?

[TryWeakly]

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

So instead of a 3 foot rule, its a six foot rule....

..and you get a free roll of TP !

I wonder if it is

a) classic Scott single ply
b) two-ply
c) two-ply (economy version..the one with only about 6 feet)


and quilted or not... cause that makes a difference..

Just following up....after acquiring many different rolls from various bodegas and such... I have come to the decision that my preference is in the following order..


1) Dimpled Single Ply Scott
2) Classic Smoove Single Ply Scott
3) Most hotel single ply....
4) Plant Leaf (yep, see #5)
5) Any ply > 1 ... well they can take that and literally shove it up THEIR asses because I just caint stand wheel-knots....

* A bidet would be a close 4th with a slight edge on a bidet, if available


if I am at one of my Ho's place....pretty much anything goes...






.... and I mean that nicely.