Probable Stupid Question Alert

[blowpop]

Originally Posted by Stalion

Wakeup...do you practice being an arrogant asshole or does it just come naturally?

Just put him on ignore. He used to occasionally share something of value, but now he's just a source of noise.

[Wakeup]

It's amazing how many comments about me come from people who have me on "ignore"...

[essence]

You can ignore the following on almost any ad:

- five star service
- no pimp
- full satisfaction guaranteed
- pictures of me and are recent
- pictures
- clean and elegant incall
- friendly
- discrete
- always fresh
- 120/130/140 lbs
- 18/19/20/21 years old
- **** free
- no rush
- only doing this for fun, don't really need the money
- full service
- NBA
- low volume
- you are only paying for time and companionship
- just about anything else

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by essence

You can ignore the following on almost any ad:

"Secure Location"

That means the guy chain smoking in the black pickup outside the gate

..... is watching who comes in so he can get their plate number after they call for the gate code.

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

"Secure Location"

That means the guy chain smoking in the black pickup outside the gate

..... is watching who comes in so he can get their plate number after they call for the gate code.

LMAO.....like you said, the best humor comes from truth...

[Guest071514-1]

<<<< 5 star service, damn there I go making it about me. I'll be the Snow Bunny handing out blankets while the chain smoker is watching my back by the gate lmao/ jk..........

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by CivilBarrister

No, actually you don't.

if you take anything that he says about you or others seriously or get offended easily, it would be impossible to. if you don't give a damn and see it for what it is, he's like your friend's crazy dog that's always doing funny shit. sometimes annoying where you want to spank his nose with a newspaper, sometimes so entertaining you bring treats to see him perform.

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Who is "them"?

his quips... wu doesn't have multiple personalities; he runs in only one gear.

[Wakeup]

"sometimes so entertaining"??

Shit...this whole board is one big fucking treat that keeps on giving every Tebowdamn day...

[Russ38]

Godamn WU circle jerk tonight....Jesus....

[Wakeup]

I bring out the best in those around me...it's a curse...sorry...

[spear88]

Actually in Houston each star represents 65 pounds. So a five star hooktard would be one of our 325 pound whales, er.. lovely providers.

[Guest071514-1]

Originally Posted by spear88

Actually in Houston each star represents 65 pounds. So a five star hooktard would be one of our 325 pound whales, er.. lovely providers.

Oh hell, and here I really thought I was something special? Even if I'm handing out blankets? I'll stop handing out DNA soaked blankets and reevaluate. .....

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

I bring out the best in those around me...it's a curse...sorry...

I hear ya.....not your fault the bitches love you.....

[Guest071514-1]

Originally Posted by Russ38

I hear ya.....not your fault the bitches love you.....

We bitches love u 2

[tbone77494]

Essence has good advice. VIP though usually means you are gonna pay a lot more, and the girl is often hotter and less tattooed. She is likely less PSE and is a clock watcher.