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Originally Posted by txboi817
I ain't gonna lie...I have been giving her the good "love me" dick
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Reminds me of an old (old) joke.
A guy gets married to a sweet, naive, completely inexperienced girl. So naive and inexperienced that he had her convinced he had the only penis in the world.
He comes home from work one day and she immediately accosts him.
Wifey: Your friend Jack came over today to visit. He started behaving
very inappropriately, fondling my breasts and kissing me.
Husband: Well, what happened then??
Wifey: He put his hand in my panties and began taking very intimate liberties...
Husband: Well then what?!
Wifey: He took a
penis out of his pants and laid on top of me! And, well, you can guess what happened next... I thought you said you had the only penis in the world!
Husband: [making serious plans about Jack's fate in the near future]...
I did, but Jack was so sad about not having one and I had an extra,
so I gave it to him.
Wifey: [quite distraught, cries out plaintively]...
But why did you have to give him the
best one???