funny moments in real life world that make you think about the hobby world...

[GREATRICO]

Me and the family were trying to agree on somewhere to eat and my little brother blurts out that he feels like having greek tonite.
IN my mind I was like ME TOO!!!

[DallasRain]

LOL Great!!

I was researching hotels for mardi gras..the site I was on said the hotel was "all inclusive"....hmmmm!!

[Guest010619]

Originally Posted by Daddio

I went to a Shoe store for a new pair of Sneakers. I was fit by a very attractive young lady. She was on her knees in front of me checking the fit of the shoes I was trying on. She looked up at me and smiled. My cock grew instantly, she stayed down there and fiddled with the shoes a little more looking up at me, she stuck her tongue out at me slyly and grabbed my knees and pushed herself up from the floor grinning from ear to ear. Needless to say I bought those mother fucking sneakers. She may not have realized just how close she was to getting pecker slapped in the store in front of all the other customers!!

And I'm thinking she knows how to mimick oral sex without the sex and still make a sale. Maybe in her mind she was giving you an imaginary blow job.
Good thing we're not the type so 'easily offended'.

[DancesWithVulvas]

About a week ago I saw personalized license plates on a sporty little car that read BJ-411

[EveParadise]

Coffer tables hairbrush bath brush tooth brush 💋💋💜💜😈😈

[Hermosa]

Was required to take a sexual harassment class for work. It was on line and had movie clips of "what sexual harassment looked like". Most were of guys being jerks and bothering the girls. One,,,,was of a nice looking lady sexually harassing a guy! I flunked the class 5 times so I could enjoy the clip of the lady trying to "seduce" the guy. Really liked that part! 😏

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

My sister asked me recently if a car wash she was driving past while I was with her was "full service" or diy? I laughed so good.

[Holedriller]

Just like Hermosa I have been required to participate in sexual harassment classes. The HR director at one my jobs gave me a large certificate for being the best sexual harasser in the company. The reason was because the PR people in the company put together a sales brochure that said that the technical people in the company would probe and explore all possibilities to make sure the clients needs were met. Duh that was too easy for me to highlight the quote and send it out by email to everyone in the company . Too late they had printed 500 booklets.

[EveParadise]

Should have done it

[bbwhunter]

Typically it's acronyms that catch my attention. Whether I read it or I hear someone say it, it brings about a chuckle. The few times I've traveled with the family I used hobby knowledge to pick family friendly hotels. Although, I saw a woman at a hotel in Florida and I thought she might of been a provider. Then again, maybe I'm just a pervert lol

[mrhappysf]

I love seeing gas stations that offer both full service and self service pricing - there aren't many of them but I always smile when I see them.

[unpaintedhuffhines]

Two Asian nail salons in my building have signs: "facials - $50"

Too bad there are 65 year old Asian dudes working there.

[westtexasbrowser]

A local diner posts their daily specials on a billboard (you know the kind where they change the letters with a suction cup on a pole). Well, one day the special was chicken fried steak for $5. Of course they didn't have enough letters to spell out the whole thing. So the sign read "CFS for only $5!".

I almost locked up my brakes trying to pull into the restaurant. Then I realized my brain was perv-ing out on me again.

[DallasRain]

lol awesome answers!

I get tickled everytime I hear the ads for "Angie's list"....and it says you can review your provider!

[badhusband]

Needed some cash recently. So I went to the ATM, it made me think for a minute Ass-To-Mouth? I need to quit watching so much porn!

I travel quite a bit and was looking at new suitcases. Gotta love the newer ones that come with 'spinners'....