Guess I'd better start an NBA policy

[DEAR_JOHN]

I thought some guys named Bruce spoke with a lisp and played catcher.

[AllisonofHouston]

Aww Sweet Lass, your not alone it's asshat month..I'm glad your ok...and hate to hijack , but to the ass last week that said he read that my hour is 60 nice try dick...anywho let's do drinks one of these days just us ample girls..

[DallasRain]

Don't forget Bruce Bruce! lol

http://www.myspace.com/mybrucebruce

[DarthMaul]

Thanks for the levity Fancy. Just in time!!

[Sweet Discretion]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

Don't forget Bruce Bruce! lol

http://www.myspace.com/mybrucebruce

All the big hoes...Get loose wit it
All the skinny hoes let Bruce Bruce hit it

[joecholo]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Well, there's exceptions to every policy. Fancy fornication Bruce exclusions:

Bruce Willis
Bruce Campbell
Bruce Springfield
Bruce Lee if he came back as an incubus.
Bruce Wayne if Batman really looked like Christian Bale.
Bruce Springsteen. Be fun to say I had the Boss in my box.

Bruce Boxleitner?

http://no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Boxleitner

Bruce William Boxleitner is an American actor, and science fiction and suspense writer. He is known for his leading roles in the television series How the West Was Won, Bring 'Em Back Alive, Scarecrow and Mrs. King, and Babylon 5.
Born: May 12, 1950 (age 62), Elgin
Height: 6' 2" (1.88 m)
Spouse: Melissa Gilbert (m. 1995–2011), Kathryn Holcomb (m. 1977–1987)
Children: Michael Boxleitner, Sam Boxleitner, Lee Boxleitner
Books: Frontier Earth, Searcher

[Phil A.Cheaux]

Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

I thought some guys named Bruce spoke with a lisp and played catcher.

Bruce and Lance used to hangout at the Chartreuse Moose.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by joecholo

Bruce Boxleitner?

I did consider him because I'm a fan of Babylon 5 and Tron, but Bruce has just done too many laughable films for the SyFy Channel. I might start giggling at an inappropriate time, thinking that when he unzipped a penisconda, cockagator, or arachnodick would spring forth.

[sensualsanaa]

Fancy fancy! This is hilarious thanks for the laughs madame!

[joecholo]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I did consider him because I'm a fan of Babylon 5 and Tron, but Bruce has just done too many laughable films for the SyFy Channel. I might start giggling at an inappropriate time, thinking that when he unzipped a penisconda, cockagator, or arachnodick would spring forth.

Did he also star in that SyFy flick OctoShark...you know a cross between a shark and octopus? I have seen so many cheesy, low-budget acting, sci-fi flicks on SciFi channel that I've actually stop watching that channel for awhile.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by joecholo

Did he also star in that SyFy flick OctoShark...you know a cross between a shark and octopus? I have seen so many cheesy, low-budget acting, sci-fi flicks on SciFi channel that I've actually stop watching that channel for awhile.

Jeez, I know what you mean. Some of the Saturday night Syfy "originals" are pretty dang awful. The one you're thinking of is actually "Sharktopus" with Eric Roberts (now a veteran bad guy on their payroll), and the producers (including Roger Corman!) made it cheezy on purpose. Another cheddar fest was "Jersey Shore Shark Attack!" (A cathartic fantasy for everybody in America who wishes some giant sea creature would chow down on Snookie and The Situation and vomit them into the Marianas Trench.)

Earlier I incorrectly typed "SyFy." Let's be clear; Syfy is the actual name of the channel and the movie company, not the genre abbreviation "sci fi." (Perish the thought that good sci fi be associated with Syfy.) Syfy Pictures has become the last refuge for aging, B-grade actors. Or maybe it's like the old "Batman" series and some thespians (no, not lesbians, well, maybe, as there's a lot of ex-porn gals getting eaten - literally) may be getting involved because it's the "in" thing? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Hey, it's a paycheck.

Can't wait (she says, sarcastically) until THIS Saturday's "Bigfoot" with, get ready, "Partridge Family" alum Danny Bonaduce and "Brady Bunch" ex Barry Williams. I'm going to have a few glasses of Jameson and either giggle incoherently or throw my size 12W shoes at the TV screen.

[imabout2]

No Bruce on a moose,No Bruce on a goose, No Bruce with a noose, No Bruce on the loose! No Bruce from afar, No Bruce in a car, No Bruce in a jar, No Bruce in a bar! No Bruce from the air, No Bruce without underwear! No Bruce on the lam, No Bruce in a can, nor no Bruce with a friend named sam? No Bruce on the board, No Bruce at the door, ( nor your back door ) No Bruce eating spinach and please let me finish, NO BRUCE ALLOWED PERIOD. Sorry to hear you had trouble and glad my names not Bruce! Stay safe fancy

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by imabout2

No Bruce on a moose,No Bruce on a goose, No Bruce with a noose, No Bruce on the loose! No Bruce from afar, No Bruce in a car, No Bruce in a jar, No Bruce in a bar! No Bruce from the air, No Bruce without underwear! No Bruce on the lam, No Bruce in a can, nor no Bruce with a friend named sam? No Bruce on the board, No Bruce at the door, ( nor your back door ) No Bruce eating spinach and please let me finish, NO BRUCE ALLOWED PERIOD. Sorry to hear you had trouble and glad my names not Bruce! Stay safe fancy

[Guest072624]

yes bruce wayne (christian bale) can definetely get all of me!!! lol

[Guest072624]

all the skinny girls let bruce bruce hit it!! haha! cute one Dallas!

Originally Posted by DallasRain

Don't forget Bruce Bruce! lol

http://www.myspace.com/mybrucebruce