Anyone Going To The Fair This Year?

[slubby]

Originally Posted by CG2014

It should be cooler when it starts in October.

It ends in October. It begins in September. We'll still have very warm and hot days, but the 100+ degree days should be (fingers crossed) long gone by then.

Fri, Sep 29, 2023 – Sun, Oct 22, 2023

[pmdelites]

if you buy a corn dog, get a Fletcher's!! last year, the rest were not nearly as tasty.

before you buy any food, get a run down on what's available, at what price, and in which location.

hmmmm, sounds like looking for a sexy provider here is dallas ... :^}

[CG2014]

Here the food


the 2023 award winners https://bigtex.com/plan-your-visit/f...choice-awards/


2023 New Food https://bigtex.com/new-food (website will be updated later)


Thrifty Thursday discounts https://bigtex.com/thrifty-thursdays-map/ (website will be updated later)


Map of the food vendors https://bigtex.com/2023-fairgrounds-map/#foodmaps (website will be updated later)

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

The Fair hasn't been worth a damn since they got rid of Fat Albert and the Snake Girl.

Didn't you write a review on them?

[Look-at-Stupid]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Didn't you write a review on them?

Don't forget the bearded lady and the skinny guy from earlier days

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Didn't you write a review on them?

I did, indeed. Well, not Fat Albert but his Sister Alberta.

Cliffs:

The Snake Girl had a cute face, but no curves. Just one long straight body.. Scaly as fuck, and I had a hard time finding where to stick it in. Wouldn't repeat.

Fat Alberta was freaking HOT, she was a huge BBBW. Probably 450 pounds, we kicked it in one of the Tents, but like the Snake Girl, I had an issue finding a hole to stick it in, due to the layers of fat that folded over. I was afraid Fair Officials would walk in on us, so I got to work fast. I thought I was inside her pussy, I was pumping rapidly. I told her ''I never fucked a woman with such a tight pussy, and no tits'' Alberta shreiked, ''get off my back, you Drunk Motherfucker''!

I exploded inside at that moment, and it turned out I had taken her up the ass. I hurried my trousers on, and heard Fat Albert growling outside the Tent. ''Hey, hey, hey, where are you, Sis Alberta''? I peeked my head out, and told Albert I was with 'Wardrobe Adjustment'', and would have Alberta out in 5 minutes, ready for their dual Fair display appearance.

[Look-at-Stupid]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

I did, indeed. Well, not Fat Albert but his Sister Alberta.

Cliffs:

The Snake Girl had a cute face, but no curves. Just one long straight body.. Scaly as fuck, and I had a hard time finding where to stick it in. Wouldn't repeat.

Fat Alberta was freaking HOT, she was a huge BBBW. Probably 450 pounds, we kicked it in one of the Tents, but like the Snake Girl, I had an issue finding a hole to stick it in, due to the layers of fat that folded over. I was afraid Fair Officials would walk in on us, so I got to work fast. I thought I was inside her pussy, I was pumping rapidly. I told her ''I never fucked a woman with such a tight pussy, and no tits'' Alberta shreiked, ''get off my back, you Drunk Motherfucker''!

I exploded inside at that moment, and it turned out I had taken her up the ass. I hurried my trousers on, and heard Fat Albert growling outside the Tent. ''Hey, hey, hey, where are you, Sis Alberta''? I peeked my head out, and told Albert I was with 'Wardrobe Adjustment'', and would have Alberta out in 5 minutes, ready for their dual Fair display appearance.

And I thought I had kinky stories to tell? WTF?????

[Wiesbadenwillie]

Only get your turkey legs from Dickel's...with their seating under the tree's it's where all the hot chicks seem to congregate.

[CG2014]

GOD DAMN is NEARLY EVERYTHING FRIED?


https://bigtex.com/plan-your-visit/food/new-food/

[pmdelites]

yep, it's like puerto rican food - "what isnt fried *is* fried!" :^}


but they do have beer, wine coolers, ice cream, pies, cotton candy, and more.

[Poppa_Viagra]

Last time I went I saw Juicy Lucy and her pet Gila monster.

[Chung Tran]

Originally Posted by Poppa_Viagra

Last time I went I saw Juicy Lucy and her pet Gila monster.

Did Juicy Lucy, um, engage with the Gila Monster? Were you in the '18 and up'' Tent?

[CG2014]

There is always that one person or persons who wants to ruin a good thing for everyone


https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/on...ation/3360667/