Worst Escort Name EVER!!!

[taggert]

Inanimate objects or cars. Tipped a stripper once named "Buick".

[eatyu2]

WOW.......When she walks into a room the mice jump on chairs!!!!!!

[reesec]

This thread is TFF!

[lih64]

Originally Posted by taggert

Inanimate objects or cars. Tipped a stripper once named "Buick".

I have heard Porsche and Mercedes but Buick? That just screams mediocrity. I couldn't afford Porsche but Buick game me a comfortable ride for $20.

[Always Horny]

Originally Posted by lih64

I have heard Porsche and Mercedes but Buick? That just screams mediocrity. I couldn't afford Porsche but Buick game me a comfortable ride for $20.

Well, Mercedes was the car company founder's daughter's name, which is why he named the car Mercedes. So, that one makes sense. It really is a girl's name.

Same reason Wendy's got its name.

[taggert]

Perhaps we should just be thankful they don't use truck names. An escort named "Peterbilt", could be trouble!

[guest032013]

FistedSister sounds amazing

[guest032013]

Deviated Rectum

[CummingsLane]

Funniest thing I heard. LOL

Originally Posted by rosine

I think it's generational. I'm a bit younger and definitely have heard women referred to as stallions, usually a reference to their ass. I saw this ad and didn't really think anything of it, but I can definitely see the manhood connotation. Come to think about it, I can't remember the last time I heard the world "stallion" in reference to a man. Sounds sort of gay. It's all too confusing, BUT, I've definitely seen far worse escort names.

In my book, any reference to an inanimate object is a bad escort name:

Ice
Rain
Firecracker

And these chicks always double down with that ridiculous "Call, 585-987-000 and ask for Firecracker". Then, invariably you call and feel like a complete ASS when some normal sounding person answers the phone:

Phone: Ring
Chick: Hello
You: *pause* uhhh, I'm calling about the ad???
Chick: Yeah, ok, who are you calling for?
You: gulp *pause* uhhh, firecracker??
Chick: Oh, ok, well, firecracker isn't available right now, but I got another girl
You: *pausing some more realizing that you wouldn't know firecracker from firestarter* Yeah, who might that be?
Chick: Rain
You: *silence*
Chick: Well, call back if you want to see Rain, oh and she's available for doubles with Ocean
You: *Click*

[cravenmorehead]

Not the worst but this one is definitely interesting :

ErectionDemolitionSpeclst

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=11182

[Guest121613]

i grew up on a farm, and I would love to see one named "holstein", or "jersey" or heck, even "black angus", come pull my teets, and when yoos ready, see how far ya arm can go in