Reasons to get out of the house

[TXHUNTER66]

Take up Archery. Tell her your going to the archery range for a few hrs.

[Guest113018-1]

Originally Posted by pilot4u2.0

Aggie - This has come up before. Sending you a PM because there is some public info in what I want share

Can you pm me also. My SO works days and I work nights do I usually don't have trouble getting out but my daughter just had a baby and is home all day and she is nosier than the wife about when I leave and how long I'm gone.
Thanks.

[rexdutchman]

Same story kids g-kids SO taking days off - Safe answer wait ( things will change ) dangerous answer half -assed reason -oil change , shopping just saying

[German41]

You guys need to be careful with shit that involves voting lines, traffic on a freeway or meetings with friends. Social media can make all of that shit easy to trace.

You need a hobby that's solo (no golf or tennis) that you can begin. I started my own business doing legitimate services at people's homes. Makes it easy to slip in an appointment that's not legit and the real appointments help fund the hobby!

[FunInDFW]

Dunno what you do for work; but my work usually has me sitting while being done. This leads to plenty of back, neck, leg, posture issues that need to be worked out regularly. Sometimes, those one hour appointments turn into two hours because they had such a good special going on for new/returning customers... And surely they use oil. Looks like someone needs a shower as soon as they get home...

[Recurve Jones]

Originally Posted by TXHUNTER66

Take up Archery. Tell her your going to the archery range for a few hrs.

Great response!

[Re]

Originally Posted by TXHUNTER66

Take up Archery. Tell her your going to the archery range for a few hrs.

Then if she starts bullshitting you can shoot her with a bow and arrow

[ethorn]

Have the provider come to your house - while the wife is home. You probably wont have this problem anymore.

[Go4it]

I go to Oklahoma to play Texas Hold'em. She doesn't like to gamble. So I have about a 10 hour window and I do it 3+ times a week. It's a WIN/WIN/WIN situation. Less money when I come home is explained by losing at the table. Winning at the table = free pussy. Perfect excuse to be out of the house for multiple hours even if I don't go to the casino.

[Billogoods]

Originally Posted by FunInDFW

Dunno what you do for work; but my work usually has me sitting while being done. This leads to plenty of back, neck, leg, posture issues that need to be worked out regularly. Sometimes, those one hour appointments turn into two hours because they had such a good special going on for new/returning customers... And surely they use oil. Looks like someone needs a shower as soon as they get home...

Sitting in that chair all day can cause back problems. A good massage will do the trick. And, the 90 min session really does the trick.

[pyramider]

What is wrong with telling the SO that you are leaving to get laid?