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Young Frankenstein,a provider reminds me of Cloris Leachmans's character Frau Blucher, won't say who she might shoot me lol.Gene Wilder was just a very funny nice man.
A "criminals on the run" saga that totally does a 180 at the halfway mark and turns into a Mexican vampire horror film... what's not to love about that? And say what you want about Quentin Tarantino, but the guy can write some dialogue.
At 3:04 or so in the above:
[Seth and Richie are bank robbers on the run, who have just killed a Texas Ranger, gotten into a shootout with the clerk at Benny's World of Liquor, and have been forced to set the place on fire. As the liquor store explodes in the background...] Seth: What did I tell you?! What did I say to you? I said buy the road map and leave. Richie: What the fuck was I supposed to do, Seth? He recognized us. Seth: He didn't recognize shit! Richie: Seth, I'm telling you. The way he looked at us, you especially, I knew he knew. Seth: Low profile. Do you understand the meaning of the words "Low Profile"? Richie: "Hey, how's your hand, Richie?" It hurts like a fucking son of a bitch, thanks for asking, Seth! Seth: Let me tell you what low profile is not! Low profile is not taking girls hostage! It is not shooting police officers! IT IS NOT SETTING FIRE TO A BUILDING! Richie: Bitch, bitch, bitch.
And Cheech Marin playing several roles, including a classic, the Mexican strip-club barker Chet Pussy (near the beginning of this clip):
One of my all-time guilty pleasures.
Cheers,
bcg
One of my favorites. Thelma Hayek is smoking hot.
Office space, Half-Baked, Ferris Buellers Day Off, and heres a good one The Goonies.
Ain't she though? Santanico Pandemonium is one of her great roles.
Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You'll be my slave. Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood, you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery. Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife. [shoots the chandelier above her head, which kills her]
Seth had way more self-discipline than I ever had. If Ms. Hayek made me that offer, I'd probably take her up on it.
Ain't she though? Santanico Pandemonium is one of her great roles.
Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You'll be my slave. Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood, you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery. Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife. [shoots the chandelier above her head, which kills her]
Seth had way more self-discipline than I ever had. If Ms. Hayek made me that offer, I'd probably take her up on it.
Cheers,
bcg
Love the whole movie, one of my all time favorites. I must have seen it dozens of times by now. The Salma Hayek scene is beloved by foot fetish guys. Not too surprising since Tarantino is one of us.
I did the same thing to a rude bartender one time when Danielle & I were out for drinks... Lime right to the back of his head. I was more than tipsy, and honestly, he really did have it coming. Lol.
He tried to kick us out, but we weren't having it. We just snuck off to the back patio.
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